Soren Lorenson
@soren-lorenson.bsky.social
"An insecure and proven inferior artist."
-u/splugebob
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
62nd St. Bridge troll, she/her/yinz
Making informative zines and art at magaro.net/tles/
-u/splugebob
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
62nd St. Bridge troll, she/her/yinz
Making informative zines and art at magaro.net/tles/
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CHODE: A Zine About Republican Weirdos – The Office of Weird Ideas
magaro.net
Hey, new followers! I have a zine! It's called CHODE and is a guide for normies to understand who all these weirdos in Trumpworld are, where they came from, and what they want. Provided as a download that can be printed on any double-sided printer and assembled easily. magaro.net/tles/portfol...
I just learned about this person and now I'm making it your problem too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just learned about this person and now I'm making it your problem too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...
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from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
from a state party director
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
John Irving once went to Vienna and saw a bear and then spent the rest of his life making it everybody else's problem
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
John Irving once went to Vienna and saw a bear and then spent the rest of his life making it everybody else's problem
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Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
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This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
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So many people these days are like "I'm joining the war on humans on the side against humans"
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So many people these days are like "I'm joining the war on humans on the side against humans"
lol and also lmao
fuck them kids indeed
fuck them kids indeed
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
lol and also lmao
fuck them kids indeed
fuck them kids indeed
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This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
I'm going to need the next Democratic president to make an executive order on day one that all cabinet meetings will now start with just getting absolutely roasted by the secretaries.
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm going to need the next Democratic president to make an executive order on day one that all cabinet meetings will now start with just getting absolutely roasted by the secretaries.
Honestly the most relatable he's ever been.
he's fighting for his life in this meeting
Dozy Don
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Honestly the most relatable he's ever been.
I can see from the ole timeline that we're ripe for a good sign-tapping again:
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can see from the ole timeline that we're ripe for a good sign-tapping again:
Hell yeah, this is the good stuff
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hell yeah, this is the good stuff
I often make our holiday cards, either via putting my own art on like Snapfish cards or literally block printing. I'm having a REAL hard time coming up with a message or image this year that's appropriately festive. Maybe this is the year for the tried and true dumpster on fire with a wreath on it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I often make our holiday cards, either via putting my own art on like Snapfish cards or literally block printing. I'm having a REAL hard time coming up with a message or image this year that's appropriately festive. Maybe this is the year for the tried and true dumpster on fire with a wreath on it.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Phish (and Phish and Phish and....)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Puddles Pity Party
R.E.M.
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
Phish (and Phish and Phish and....)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Puddles Pity Party
R.E.M.
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Nine Inch Nails
KennyHoopla
The Beaches
Garbage
KMFDM
Nine Inch Nails
KennyHoopla
The Beaches
Garbage
KMFDM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Soundgarden
The Monkees
The Prodigy
Faith No More
W.A.S.P
Soundgarden
The Monkees
The Prodigy
Faith No More
W.A.S.P
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Phish (and Phish and Phish and....)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Puddles Pity Party
R.E.M.
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
Phish (and Phish and Phish and....)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Puddles Pity Party
R.E.M.
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
And now for something completely different: my husband has really vivid off the chain dreams often involving His Shows. Last year for Christmas I painted a scene from one he told me about involving Doctor Who. This year I made a linocut of a recent one he had about Seven of Nine and potato salad.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
And now for something completely different: my husband has really vivid off the chain dreams often involving His Shows. Last year for Christmas I painted a scene from one he told me about involving Doctor Who. This year I made a linocut of a recent one he had about Seven of Nine and potato salad.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Just a reminder that the people who run AI companies talk like this when amongst themselves and when you ask me if I'm anti-AI, well, I'm anti whatever the fuck this is
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just a reminder that the people who run AI companies talk like this when amongst themselves and when you ask me if I'm anti-AI, well, I'm anti whatever the fuck this is
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Hi Bluesky.
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hi Bluesky.
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
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the tip of the spear
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
the tip of the spear
This, but atheistically
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This, but atheistically