Not to sound like an evil Canadian but that cheese has always been disgusting.

And while this is true, I like how they speak to the patients in the way real ER doctors do: while in the process of doing their jobs. A real doctor uses that opportunity for compassionate care. You always remember the doctors who go the extra mile for you.

you continue to be one of the coolest people I know!

And they're like, "OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT SCENE" and I'm like, "no no! No backtracking! You said Fully!

That episode taught me a valuable lesson: whenever I ask myself "is this too much?" the answer will always be "NO. MORE"

The intro of Max singing Powerline just captured what a teen's actual dream would be to impress a girl. Plus I always cackle at the little girl being velcro'd to the portrait pedestal by Pete.

This fool should at least get a properly tailored jacket. What a fascist.

I almost missed a train connection in that colonizer's hometown!

It's funny that the only two movies where people talk nicely about him are the ones where he got beat up (Fight Club) or went through hell (Requiem for a Dream).

Then just write a journal. Doesn't have to be the next great american novel.

THAT'S why I always had to sneak into Batman fights?

For a while I had a lot of really cool candles that I never burned. I started burning them because that's what you're supposed to do. Plus I can get more candles to burn.

Using that typewriter at all is a good excuse to use it.