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Wade
@sonenberg.bsky.social
🙋‍♂️ Aspiring dolphin trainer stuck in the drudgery of SAAS development.

💬 Opinions 100% reflect those of my employer.

🥨 Stay salty, y’all.
The strategic popcorn reserves are quickly being depleted.
#breakup
June 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So we went to our very first protest!
It was awesome seeing people rise up and call this shit out for what it is, even in our little bitty college town. Left our phones on airplane mode, but here’s our arts and crafts. Unhappy faces since it’s was perfect boat weather.
April 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In what film does Indiana Jones kick the most Nazi ass?
March 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Cultivate friendships with people who talk about the future, rather than the past.
December 6, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Good lord the comments on X about the United Healthcare CEO are ratchet.
December 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
So much better than working my tail off for Black Friday / Cyber Monday. The best things in life truly are free.
December 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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This would be a tough platform for a lot of the Twitter trolls because spelling and grammar are generally correct here
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been on Bluesky for over a month now, and not one person has tried to sell me anything!
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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I skipped Thanksgiving dinner and devoured this headline instead

Took the longest, most satisfied Thanksgiving nap afterwards
November 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I’m thankful for:
Wife
Kid
Dog
Air conditioning
Beach sunrises
Bluesky
Good coffee
Shopify
Pet friendly AirBnBs
Salty creeks
Vaccines
Trusty outboards
Italian food
And the fact I don’t have more than two cats.
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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23 million
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
A stranger told me and my family that Trump is a space lizard at a waterfront park. She was totally cool with it too. The 2020s are nuts, y’all.
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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China not happy about the growth of Bluesky. Says its algorithm is "harder to manipulate."
November 27, 2024 at 4:31 PM
So who has flat out closed their X account yet? I’m on the fence.
November 28, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Everybody got a fish today! So fun to take such nice people back into the marsh and see this amazing ecosystem for what it truly is. Also, it’s not trespassing if you’re below the mean high tide line, IYKYK. #redfish #reddrum #skinnywater
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
If green light fishing is cheating, guess it’s time to start cheatin’
November 23, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Anybody using #ham radio on here? Who should I follow?
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Unanimously, my followers have requested I post more about the good life and values, rather than career and nerd shit.
Good crowd!
November 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Explaining how politicians can’t magically move supply-demand curves on here doesn’t require crayons as it does on #x

#nocrayons
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.

Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Sometimes a room with a view is no room at all.
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
On that other app, they don’t even like puppies or ice cream. I should have more photos of ice cream.
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM