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Rewatching Jigsaw and realising that the guy who plays Logan is Matt from Play School is wild
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I'm sure it could be a great movie, but that Until Dawn movie has absolutely fucking nothing to do with the actual plot of the game
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm really sick of going to job interviews and being introduced to everyone who works then and then not getting the job

Like I'm over it
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Starting the year off right by booking a tattoo appointment
January 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hey God,

Can you please do me a solid and not make Melbourne prone to earthquakes?

Sincerely,

The large amount of Lego hanging on my wall
December 31, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Nothing makes me lose faith in humanity like working both Boxing Day and Black Friday
December 26, 2024 at 3:38 AM
It's Gravy Day, which means I pull this bad boy out again
December 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
When I kiss my boyfriend (Chris) in front of his nephews because I haven't seen him in weeks.

Cue the chorus of

Kissy Chris Kissy Chris

From now until forever
November 25, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I really wish that after two interviews with a company that they could bother to at least email me that I didn't get the job. But no, that's too true to ask apparently
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Candyman is genuinely one of the greatest films of all time and that's because of Tony Todd rip
Tony Todd has passed away at the age of 69
November 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Sports media is so much smarter than political media. You never see a sports take that’s like “they had a perfect season - except for the part where they got stomped by 40 points in every playoff game.”
November 8, 2024 at 6:25 AM
He's perfection
November 8, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Trying to forget about American politics by watching old WrestleManias but the orange cunt is there too
November 7, 2024 at 3:04 AM
This morning a cockroach crawled out of my toaster while I was making breakfast

So anyway I'm having ice cream cake for breakfast instead
November 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Ummm Uber eats you good? Do we need to have a talk?
October 31, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Gonna pop her next to the Lego Starry Night
October 29, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Happy national black cat day to my adorable idiot seen here trying to become part of the fruit holder thing
October 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Two ingrown toenails in two weeks

Are we done feet? Are we good?
October 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Find yourself a person who will randomly rock up on your doorstep to give you a cookie

It was a really freaking great cookie
October 24, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Every single time I get in the car with my boyfriend, at some point during the drive Houdini by Eminem plays on the radio

It's happened like 4 times now, it's like the radio station is watching us and waiting for us to get in the car before playing Eminem
October 23, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Last night someone tried to hack into my MyGov account and my Epic games account.

Like MyGov I understand why you'd hack into that but Epic games!?! The only reason I have an account there is Fall Guys
October 21, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I'm half asleep and my brother explaining Mahjong to our grandma is going to put me to sleep
October 21, 2024 at 9:51 AM
I really wish one of the two people who work with me actually worked her shifts instead of constantly getting me to cover her shifts and then complaining that she's not working enough hours
October 20, 2024 at 4:08 AM