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Decided to buy my own presents this year, then make someone else wrap them up.
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's amazing how quickly people can disappear when you start doing housework
a cartoon of a house with a yellow door and the words south park on the bottom
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November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The teenager is voluntarily hoovering his room.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Son and friends are all dressing up as Breaking Bad characters for Halloween. Except one girl. She's a bunny. I think we all know who's going to be trouble here.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Man has placed the surround system in just the right place to make the screams from Texas Chainsaw Massacre sound like they're outside the window while I have a relaxing bath
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Asked son's opinion whilst shopping.
'That one is most like you, the other one is what normal people would wear'.
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Child made me watch The Ritual. Apparently the scariest part was the Duke of Edinburgh flashbacks.
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How to make me go to the Garden Centre.
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've fixed two bikes today and made a Victoria Sponge. I'm so ready for retirement.
August 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Squirrels collect nuts, bears prepare for hibernation, and I knit very warm jumpers.
August 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm at that fun stage of decluttering where it looks like my house has exploded and now I need a sleep
July 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Husker Du
Sugar
Rum

What more could you want?
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hot weather, rain, mutant spiders. I'm having a large gin to recover.
July 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thought it had cooled down. Went for a bike ride. That was stupid.
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today I learned that climbing a volcano equals 46 floors
July 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Been invaded by butterflies
June 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just stared at the sky and muttered 'There's a storm approaching' like some wizened old sailor
June 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sat in my shorts, wondering if I need a thermal vest for Iceland
June 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
New neighbour just brought me out a gin. I think I like her.
June 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Eating olive ciabatta and browsing Icelandic literature. This is who I've become now.
June 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Made a friend
June 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Have to go to Belgium at 3.30 tomorrow morning. I'm preparing for this by sunbathing, and eating cookies in the garden.
June 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Told the cat I had lots to do today. She disagrees, apparently.
June 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Think I'm solar powered
May 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've done 3 loads of washing and gone a slightly ill-advised bike ride.
a picture of a tree with the words a bit windy today above it
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May 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM