somephuckery
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somephuckery
@somephuckery.bsky.social
twitter got wack
when ur trying to take a nap on the clock but they keep calling ur work phone that they pay me to answer 😩😩😩😩
May 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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i like ari lennox’s introduction to soft girl era 🎀🌸🌷💄🩷👛
April 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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White people admitting they are harassing Black folks because they are bored is a GREAT way to tell people you’re a piece of shit.
You know I’m bored if I’m on blue sky
April 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
my comfort shows are:

bobs burgers
family guy
american dad
archer
adventure time

*not in this order
April 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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It’s 2025 we should be able to mute an image right?!????
April 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Tupac ain't got no business being dead 🥺
April 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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My timeline full of wrestling commentators
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April 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Jay Z definitely can be included in the Shannon Sharpe gc. He was in his 30s when he got with Beyonce. She was like 18-19. Another weirdo pedo.
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
anyone know how to mute words on here ?
April 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
these niggas already started poppin off fireworks . harlem niggas aint shit
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April 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
quiet type bc let me get it all out 😂
so question: women who are yappers, do you prefer partners who will yap with you or y’all like the quiet type?
April 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I can't wait to eat and get in my bed & do absolutely NOTHING
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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the way transferring money between my banks is 5000x slower than if I were paying someone is crazy.
April 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I need a sports bra made of memory foam && full coverage that’s it !
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I'm mad at everybody that keeps reposting that nigga with the gherkin nipples
April 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Drums are better than flats.
IDC.
IDC.
IDC.
April 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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…… I’ve never seen a nipple pumper before omg
April 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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me yesterday with my mouseketool while the very kind maintenance man changed all of my smoke detectors.
is it a black ppl thing where we bby sit the person coming to fix something ?! 😂
April 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I once had a handyman try to get out of replacing a kitchen faucet because "idk how to turn the water off to the house, your landlord is gonna have to call a plumber"...

Before you lie to me, make sure I don't know where the shutoff valve is...imma sit right here till you finish...
is it a black ppl thing where we bby sit the person coming to fix something ?! 😂
April 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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😂
April 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM