J Ferg
@somebodyscoolaunti.bsky.social
Kinda fit.
Hella funny (in my head, anyway).
A little bilingual.
Super Random.
Hella funny (in my head, anyway).
A little bilingual.
Super Random.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Came home to this treasure, and I'm not even mad! It's definitely not bad at all...let's see how well it pairs with one of my other fave drinks - espresso
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
August 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Came home to this treasure, and I'm not even mad! It's definitely not bad at all...let's see how well it pairs with one of my other fave drinks - espresso
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
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#ICanDigIt #CrownRoyal #Chocolate #OhMy
It's Saturday, and I'm already tired for Monday. At least I cracked a little smile, I guess.
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
August 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's Saturday, and I'm already tired for Monday. At least I cracked a little smile, I guess.
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
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#WhyIsItStillThisHotAtTheEndOfAugust #SaturdaySelfie
Me, all weekend... #TeyanaTaylor AND #GhostfaceKillah dropped new albums today! It almost feels like those Fridays after work, hitting Blockbuster Music and Hastings in the 90s...
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me, all weekend... #TeyanaTaylor AND #GhostfaceKillah dropped new albums today! It almost feels like those Fridays after work, hitting Blockbuster Music and Hastings in the 90s...
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
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#EscapeRoom #SupremeClientele2 #ILoveMusic
December 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Dear Mother Nature,
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
December 7, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Dear Mother Nature,
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
I'm pretty sure I requested medium cold, something like 60° or something. This 43°/39° with rain wasn't what I meant. I have things to do but can't get out of my onesie because it's freezing. Please fix it.
Love,
Me
#ThisSomeBullchit #WeOnlyhad2DaysOfFall #TengoMuchoFrio
-Find career, they said
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 AM
-Find career, they said
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
-Get a degree, they said
-Work until retirement, they said
...all to find out I shoulda learned how to scam this whole time 🙄
#BlackSky #IFellForTheOkeyDoke
This is some bullchit! Why wasn't I born a princess?!!
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 PM
This is some bullchit! Why wasn't I born a princess?!!
Hopdoddy here in Texas...I like the Good Night burger and parmesan fries.
November 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Hopdoddy here in Texas...I like the Good Night burger and parmesan fries.
...because I'm pretty sure it didn't...
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
...because I'm pretty sure it didn't...
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
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#Huh #FOH #GoGetIt #ItsTryingToMurkMe #WeCanTalkAfterItsGone #UntilThenFinishIt
November 23, 2024 at 2:26 AM
You can't argue with facts...
November 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
You can't argue with facts...
I'm eating my spicy salsa and drinking reposado to keep me warm so I don't turn my heater on before bed. Yes, I have onesies, a Snuggie and blankets, but that's too easy...
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I'm eating my spicy salsa and drinking reposado to keep me warm so I don't turn my heater on before bed. Yes, I have onesies, a Snuggie and blankets, but that's too easy...
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
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#IWantProblems #Always #TexasWinter #ItFreezing #brrrrr #MyNoseIsRunning #YesItsBecauseOfTheSalsaAndNotTheColdWeather
November 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
"...not really scared, just listening to what he had to say..."
Jazzy gets it! This girl is going places! #Blacksky #AddToBlackSky
Jazzy gets it! This girl is going places! #Blacksky #AddToBlackSky
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
"...not really scared, just listening to what he had to say..."
Jazzy gets it! This girl is going places! #Blacksky #AddToBlackSky
Jazzy gets it! This girl is going places! #Blacksky #AddToBlackSky