There are graduate degrees you can get in Public Sector Governance that take years to earn... but the way the world is actually run is Steve Bannon e-mailing Jeffrey Epstein "Can u get rid of Powell?"

ZIRP really broke a lot of elites’ brains.

was she getting paid by the word, or

access that null pointer dawg

once patton oswald has a monopoly on violence then we’ll talk

genuinely don’t think i’m ready for this story to be spelled out in its starkest terms

the mods have subscribed to glonzo theory and cryptic in-site suspensions create a ton of engagement, we should be thanking them

did i win am i rich