When a Democrat so much as breathes in private, Mike Johnson calls a press conference five seconds later to lie about that breath, yet he somehow never seems to have any idea about the insane things the leader of his own party says or does on camera, in public and/or on the news?

Gurl, bye.

While every Congressional Republican and member of this administration has been stomping their feet and demanding that Biden's pardons be voided based on rumors and conjecture with no evidence, Tr*mp openly admits on camera that he doesn't know who he pardoned or even why and yet... crickets.

Time to start digging through the closet for the Christmas decorations~

So... we're just gonna pretend that his own wife's parents didn't speak Telugu nor lived in India until shortly before she was born?

I'd say I feel bad for his wife, but if she's still with him after all of the racist shit he's said already, it's safe to assume she's comfortable with that ilk.

In a sea of constant bad news and horrible decisions from our highest court, finally comes a positive one.

And just like that, he's out of options. No more appeals. No more arguments. Justice said 'pay up, scumbag.'

I get a little nervous when I come back to 10+ notifications (let alone over 100) when I haven't posted art or something because it gives me flashbacks to opening Twitter in 2019-2021 and seeing my notifications and DMs flooded with insults and death threats over me being unkind about a sex pest. 💀

"Ad-supported version will include streaming some games you own"

I-

Stephen Miller practicing this speech before aging 55 years and shaving his head in an attempt to give American History X vibes, but landing on Megamind-meets-anemic-trust-fund-baby:

I had always respected that Kristin Chenoweth never used her faith to harm, but rather to justify uplifting others, so seeing this coming from her after all of the advocacy and charity work she's done over the years for so many groups and causes near and dear to me is a f*cking gut punch.

All of those Republicans who were screaming for a civil war and jailing liberal protesters and donors not even 12 hours ago now that the culprit has been revealed as a Conservative Christian groyper gun-nut: