Solid Gold Robot
@solidgoldrobot.bsky.social
AI researcher from back before it was cool.
Just kidding, it was always cool.
Just kidding, it was always cool.
Certainly not a series of mini-strokes
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Certainly not a series of mini-strokes
In honor of Cuomo saying he'll go to Florida if Mamdani is elected, I had AI generate this pic of him cracked out on bath salts in Florida.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In honor of Cuomo saying he'll go to Florida if Mamdani is elected, I had AI generate this pic of him cracked out on bath salts in Florida.
Stephen Miller gains his strength by drinking the blood of the innocent.
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stephen Miller gains his strength by drinking the blood of the innocent.
It’s insane that we are letting a moron with absolutely zero aesthetic taste destroy one of the most iconic building in our nation’s history.
Is no one going to stop him? Really? We are just letting his happen?
Is no one going to stop him? Really? We are just letting his happen?
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s insane that we are letting a moron with absolutely zero aesthetic taste destroy one of the most iconic building in our nation’s history.
Is no one going to stop him? Really? We are just letting his happen?
Is no one going to stop him? Really? We are just letting his happen?
I bet when this is over, they'll go home, and take off their ICE uniforms.
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I bet when this is over, they'll go home, and take off their ICE uniforms.
Actually, I retract that statement. Back when their logo looked like this, they made some cool PC games.
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Actually, I retract that statement. Back when their logo looked like this, they made some cool PC games.
Geoffrey Ingersoll, editor at the Daily Caller, while engaging in anti-social behavior, says that it is ok to employ violence against those that engage in anti social behavior.
Not sure he thought that one out, but do with it what you will.
Not sure he thought that one out, but do with it what you will.
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Geoffrey Ingersoll, editor at the Daily Caller, while engaging in anti-social behavior, says that it is ok to employ violence against those that engage in anti social behavior.
Not sure he thought that one out, but do with it what you will.
Not sure he thought that one out, but do with it what you will.
At what point is America going to step in and put an end to this embarrassment?
We are letting a senile imbecile destroy the reputation of our entire nation, built up over centuries.
We are letting a senile imbecile destroy the reputation of our entire nation, built up over centuries.
September 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
At what point is America going to step in and put an end to this embarrassment?
We are letting a senile imbecile destroy the reputation of our entire nation, built up over centuries.
We are letting a senile imbecile destroy the reputation of our entire nation, built up over centuries.
Does Donald Trump not understand that he can just...Call Pam Bondi? Or talk to her in person? Why would he use tweets to talk to her?
Does Trump think that when he tweets, he's texting people directly? Because it's all on his phone?
And then there's the fact that "posts" are guiding his decision.
Does Trump think that when he tweets, he's texting people directly? Because it's all on his phone?
And then there's the fact that "posts" are guiding his decision.
September 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Does Donald Trump not understand that he can just...Call Pam Bondi? Or talk to her in person? Why would he use tweets to talk to her?
Does Trump think that when he tweets, he's texting people directly? Because it's all on his phone?
And then there's the fact that "posts" are guiding his decision.
Does Trump think that when he tweets, he's texting people directly? Because it's all on his phone?
And then there's the fact that "posts" are guiding his decision.
No, Trump's ultimate plan is to make disagreeing with him on anything a crime. It won't matter if you are a Democrat or not.
No one is safe from authoritarian dictators.
No one is safe from authoritarian dictators.
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
No, Trump's ultimate plan is to make disagreeing with him on anything a crime. It won't matter if you are a Democrat or not.
No one is safe from authoritarian dictators.
No one is safe from authoritarian dictators.
Reminder:
Donald Trump dodged the draft and didn't fight in Vietnam, because he was rich and his father got a doctor to say that he had "bone spurs".
Donald Trump dodged the draft and didn't fight in Vietnam, because he was rich and his father got a doctor to say that he had "bone spurs".
September 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reminder:
Donald Trump dodged the draft and didn't fight in Vietnam, because he was rich and his father got a doctor to say that he had "bone spurs".
Donald Trump dodged the draft and didn't fight in Vietnam, because he was rich and his father got a doctor to say that he had "bone spurs".
Wendy's is pretty dark.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wendy's is pretty dark.
Negative, you can look at the Whitehouse prior to Trump. They glued plastic crap onto the marble fireplace.
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Negative, you can look at the Whitehouse prior to Trump. They glued plastic crap onto the marble fireplace.
Imagine being Zelensky, in the White House while your country is being actively bombed into rubble by Russia, and being forced to play along while some senile imbecile shows you tacky campaign hats.
I feel like the amount of self control necessary to deal with that is WAY beyond my capabilities.
I feel like the amount of self control necessary to deal with that is WAY beyond my capabilities.
August 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Imagine being Zelensky, in the White House while your country is being actively bombed into rubble by Russia, and being forced to play along while some senile imbecile shows you tacky campaign hats.
I feel like the amount of self control necessary to deal with that is WAY beyond my capabilities.
I feel like the amount of self control necessary to deal with that is WAY beyond my capabilities.
None of those gaudy gold ornaments in the Whitehouse are real.
They literally bought plastic wall ornaments from Alibaba, spraypainted them gold, and glued them onto everything.
They are literally just the cheapest, tackiest thing you could imagine.
They literally bought plastic wall ornaments from Alibaba, spraypainted them gold, and glued them onto everything.
They are literally just the cheapest, tackiest thing you could imagine.
August 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
None of those gaudy gold ornaments in the Whitehouse are real.
They literally bought plastic wall ornaments from Alibaba, spraypainted them gold, and glued them onto everything.
They are literally just the cheapest, tackiest thing you could imagine.
They literally bought plastic wall ornaments from Alibaba, spraypainted them gold, and glued them onto everything.
They are literally just the cheapest, tackiest thing you could imagine.
