satty
@sohawkward.bsky.social
they/she 🫶🏼
funding abortions one day at a time
deeply unserious xoxo
funding abortions one day at a time
deeply unserious xoxo
oh god the seasonal depression is showing up 2 months earlier than expected someone call in reinforcements
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
oh god the seasonal depression is showing up 2 months earlier than expected someone call in reinforcements
getting spooky out here ppl im responding to men on the apps!! someone save me from this hell scape we’re in
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
getting spooky out here ppl im responding to men on the apps!! someone save me from this hell scape we’re in
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You can’t stop people from mailing abortion pills.
September 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You can’t stop people from mailing abortion pills.
one thing about me imma watch a marvel movie
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
one thing about me imma watch a marvel movie
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
it’s 230am and I can’t stop watching edits of Oscar Isaac please someone free me I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
August 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
it’s 230am and I can’t stop watching edits of Oscar Isaac please someone free me I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
I want a god damn quaalude
August 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I want a god damn quaalude
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Turning into my dad (sending hate comments to politicians after one drink)
August 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Turning into my dad (sending hate comments to politicians after one drink)
guys don’t worry if you need me I’ll be at the 7/11 DJ stage shaking ass
August 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
guys don’t worry if you need me I’ll be at the 7/11 DJ stage shaking ass
wasn’t gonna drink today but damn I miss Mac Miller like a mf’er
July 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
wasn’t gonna drink today but damn I miss Mac Miller like a mf’er
i’ve come to the conclusion I could never go on any kind of tv show I refuse to be perceived and won’t let my ops see a bad camera angle of me
May 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i’ve come to the conclusion I could never go on any kind of tv show I refuse to be perceived and won’t let my ops see a bad camera angle of me
left the function to go home to eat leftover meatloaf + mashed potatoes and watch the brat tour we are not the same
May 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
left the function to go home to eat leftover meatloaf + mashed potatoes and watch the brat tour we are not the same
worst part of having an april fools bday is falling for fake annoucements by companies and getting excited plz tell me WHY I fell for the food festival on the red line AND baggu toolbox drop today 😭
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
worst part of having an april fools bday is falling for fake annoucements by companies and getting excited plz tell me WHY I fell for the food festival on the red line AND baggu toolbox drop today 😭
help how can I hijack a bar TV to play the Bad Bunny Calvin Klein ad on repeat
March 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
help how can I hijack a bar TV to play the Bad Bunny Calvin Klein ad on repeat
high school musical is camp!! and im tired of ppl pretending it’s not
March 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
high school musical is camp!! and im tired of ppl pretending it’s not
sorry I didn’t text back I was busy hunting down ceramic mini purses
March 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
sorry I didn’t text back I was busy hunting down ceramic mini purses
moving to Chicago has been the best thing to ever happen to me I love this damn city sm
March 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
moving to Chicago has been the best thing to ever happen to me I love this damn city sm
Reverting back to my default settings (playing Switch, Broad City, bubble baths, buying expensive home decor and hyper-focusing on taking care of my plants)
February 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Reverting back to my default settings (playing Switch, Broad City, bubble baths, buying expensive home decor and hyper-focusing on taking care of my plants)
fully re-entering my ACNH phase don’t talk don’t text
February 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
fully re-entering my ACNH phase don’t talk don’t text
signed up for the polar plunge for the 2nd year in a row idk why tf I think this is a good idea again they’ve been out all day with pick axes trying to break up ice for an entry point into the lake for tomorrow
January 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
signed up for the polar plunge for the 2nd year in a row idk why tf I think this is a good idea again they’ve been out all day with pick axes trying to break up ice for an entry point into the lake for tomorrow
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky
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Something we'll be hearing more and more I think
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Something we'll be hearing more and more I think