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softwarespecter.bsky.social
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hi i'm sable

unorganized ramblings from a weird silly robot thing

adult, any pronouns
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noah.ixnoah.live
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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lucas11.bsky.social
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
post from Renan Porto's twitter, the post says "É Brasiiiiil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Nem nos meus sonhos mais malucos eu imaginei que um dia faria uma pintura do Bowser gostosão para um material oficial, anunciado pelo Miyamoto em pessoa. 😭 Eu ri tanto de descrença enquanto pintava, vcs nao tem idea kkkk" attached to the post is a screencap from the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer of Bowser holding a painting of Buff Bowser with Princess Peach
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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bedescarlet.bsky.social
"thank you brazil" everyone said in unison
lucas11.bsky.social Luke Mel Lups 🍂 @lucas11.bsky.social · 3h
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
post from Renan Porto's twitter, the post says "É Brasiiiiil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Nem nos meus sonhos mais malucos eu imaginei que um dia faria uma pintura do Bowser gostosão para um material oficial, anunciado pelo Miyamoto em pessoa. 😭 Eu ri tanto de descrença enquanto pintava, vcs nao tem idea kkkk" attached to the post is a screencap from the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer of Bowser holding a painting of Buff Bowser with Princess Peach
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
softwarespecter.bsky.social
why does bowser jr sound like that
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
softwarespecter.bsky.social
if someone with heterochromia loses one of their eyes do they still have heterochromia
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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getlucky12341.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
@alecrobbins i think as a rule in video games if you see an old photo instead of it being in black and white it should be in N64 graphics
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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glasshouse.trickystoop.com
It's been 1 year since 867 was published. To mark this, we've put out 4 new renditions of songs from the record, as well as all of the original demos from the odd-numbered tracks. Thank you for your continued interest in this record and TITGH 🫏 < 3 waved.bandcamp.com/album/867-de...
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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rustydoodlebot.bsky.social
Is this not like really insensitive
Pom as a leafling. Olimar is mad saying "Pom, that shit isn't funny. I literally died."
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
be there or be square!

me:
a poorly drawn uni the cat shaped like a square uni is a tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes, and a white chest that contrasts with its black fur, and he’s looking like a square in the picture
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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nematodeneedles.bsky.social
🥰
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
softwarespecter.bsky.social
monsters university saying mike isn't scary is a load of bullshit. if i was a kid and saw that little freak in my room i'd power the whole monster city
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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orteil42.bsky.social
we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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cacie.bsky.social
if Grubchucker was in Undertale
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A nun in traditional nun garb has her hands in praying position in front of Shen. She says "God has a plan for ALL of us, my child. Even YOU." Panel 2: Shen is sort of 'pogging' at her, clearly pleasantly surprised and excited by what she said. Panel 3: Shen looks up at the sky, his eyes full of wonder, surrounded by sparkles. Beams of light shine through the clouds above. Panel 4: God is up there with his fingers rested on his head, his tongue out, and a big sweat drop, as if to say "oopsie".
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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behomara.bsky.social
i will not be dooming. i will be playing kirby and the amazing mirror on my laptop instead
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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kzxcellent.live
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social
Nintendo memes that will make you the coolest person in your group chat!
Movie Mario doing the Mario Galaxy boxart pose with a smug face with impact font text "WHEN THE FAJITAS COME OUT SIZZLING"
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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falkoopa.in
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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lyraxite.bsky.social
This is the future leftists want
A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Pokemon rumble spheal showing you a magic trick 1. Take your age 2. Add 4 That's not your age
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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soaroz.bsky.social
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November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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alterici.bsky.social
I think this is at the heart of why AI is useful to fascists. They seek to throttle the imagination, so people won't be able to think of ways to stop them. People won't be able to hope for anything better.
susannashore.bsky.social Susanna Shore, Author @susannashore.bsky.social · 8d
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social): As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead." But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that" Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM