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Jackbooted Thot
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Urbanism, technology, shitposting - the tripod of civilization
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You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Chicago that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Chicago my home.
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on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i love watching a CEO fail a softball interview. just going to swing at a t-ball and faceplanting www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
we’re really missing out on AI insights here 😩
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
epstein stuff is designed to make you a conspiracy nutjob because why is toilet paper in the title and not the unmonitored internet access
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
STEM guys, anywhere, at any time in history: yeah the thing we're really into will be here... oh let me crunch the numbers... ah yes, five years from now. www.theverge.com/column/82066...
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
just finished "the road" and boy. that was certainly something. not something good! but something
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the genius minds behind X: The Everything App have locked out literally everyone who used a yubikey on twitter
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
openAI hitting the User Engagement button
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I get comments when I wear this and they're always funny. People assuming it's clinton related, total confusion, random gripes about their own email, etc
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Programmers: $10M to add a new feature twice a year and not fix any of the existing ones
Servers: $10M to keep the lights on
Designers: $500 billion to change the UI every other week
Marketing: $10M for a costume and shitpost magicians
someone please help. my language learning app is struggling
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"everyone in the nuclear industry is a now MAGA freak hellbent on destroying the NRC" seems like something democrats may want to take note of (Gift link) www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
The Risky Movement to Make America Nuclear Again
A Silicon Valley startup called Oklo is leading the charge to bring nuclear power back to the US with small reactors. Its backers have wealth and political connections that could undermine nuclear saf...
www.bloomberg.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
thermostatic political "theory" proven right again
Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
congratulations to NYC DSA 🎉🥳
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
worried about eternal darkness? how about Sun Forever?
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
they need to put clout chasing in the DSM
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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We really are anti torment nexus. You can't get rid of all the torment but, you know, you gotta put in some hours to fight it
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Look Outside is one of the best games of the year if you like horror RPGs. it just got a huge update and went on sale for $7 store.steampowered.com/app/3373660/...
Save 30% on Look Outside on Steam
Look Outside is a survival horror RPG set in a single apartment building. A mysterious event turns anyone who looks out the window into grotesque monsters, leaving the world in absolute chaos. Scaveng...
store.steampowered.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
absolutely incredible transit news today
So not only does the massive transit package passed last night fill the funding gap, it *boosts* ops funding by roughly the size of the gap, eliminates parking minimums within a half mile of rail stations, and gives the new regional transit board sweeping powers to do public development
Crain’s is good about revenue sources and splits

www.chicagobusiness.com/politics/tra...

I believe the parts not discussed above (parking reform, land development authority, etc.) are largely retained from May
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
everyone is making fun of Rahms bid for president, but we should be open to trying new things. The dems have only run youthful communists for president in the past, so let’s try running an elderly centrist and just see what happens
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the nightmare becomes real: youtube will auto-upscale most everything

www.theverge.com/news/808717/...
YouTube will let you opt out of AI upscaling on low-res videos
Creators can preserve their blurry 240p legacy.
www.theverge.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM