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@soccermuppet.bsky.social
elusive sounders & reign couch ultra, several chronic illnesses in a trench coat, og tough kid, disabled goblin, giant bookworm, fountain pen enthusiast
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Mister E. Douge
2013 - 2025
My best friend and my entire heart. I got to hold him and kiss his nose until the very end. He was the best boy in the whole wide universe.
2013 - 2025
My best friend and my entire heart. I got to hold him and kiss his nose until the very end. He was the best boy in the whole wide universe.
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mister E. Douge
2013 - 2025
My best friend and my entire heart. I got to hold him and kiss his nose until the very end. He was the best boy in the whole wide universe.
2013 - 2025
My best friend and my entire heart. I got to hold him and kiss his nose until the very end. He was the best boy in the whole wide universe.
I believe in the playoff mustache
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I believe in the playoff mustache
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show
November 8, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show
I mentioned to my boss a while ago that I grew up reading the Redwall series and today he brought me Mouse Guard. He also VERY CLEARLY stated that I should not read during work hours but he’d be in his office waiting to hear what I thought when I finished it. I love my job.
September 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I mentioned to my boss a while ago that I grew up reading the Redwall series and today he brought me Mouse Guard. He also VERY CLEARLY stated that I should not read during work hours but he’d be in his office waiting to hear what I thought when I finished it. I love my job.
This absolute unit showed up in the yard today and it’s no longer a mystery why the bird food keeps running out. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s ROTUND.
July 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This absolute unit showed up in the yard today and it’s no longer a mystery why the bird food keeps running out. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s ROTUND.
Crocheting and watching sports. This is the biggest thing I’ve made so far! I’ve still gotta figure out corners and consistent tension. I may or may not be deep in a hobby rabbit hole.
June 10, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Crocheting and watching sports. This is the biggest thing I’ve made so far! I’ve still gotta figure out corners and consistent tension. I may or may not be deep in a hobby rabbit hole.
My sister got me started on crochet and after several days of hard work I have produced my masterpiece lol
June 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
My sister got me started on crochet and after several days of hard work I have produced my masterpiece lol
These Wednesday night Sounders games are kicking my ass
May 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
These Wednesday night Sounders games are kicking my ass
Sounders halftime report:
March 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Sounders halftime report:
I am a veritable fount of Book Opinions™️
February 18, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I am a veritable fount of Book Opinions™️
Sorry my dog decided I can’t make it to work today I must stay home and snuggle my elderly infant son
February 14, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Sorry my dog decided I can’t make it to work today I must stay home and snuggle my elderly infant son
It’s been a good book year so far! Piranesi was devoured in a day and a half and I might go and immediately read it again.
January 18, 2024 at 3:39 AM
It’s been a good book year so far! Piranesi was devoured in a day and a half and I might go and immediately read it again.
Operation build myself a desk has hit some roadblocks and morphed into a little home improvement project. Naturally.
January 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Operation build myself a desk has hit some roadblocks and morphed into a little home improvement project. Naturally.
Gave my cat Temptations for the first time ever
January 1, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Gave my cat Temptations for the first time ever
I love walking right at twilight, I love being under the trees, I love the sky, I love where I live
December 24, 2023 at 12:34 AM
I love walking right at twilight, I love being under the trees, I love the sky, I love where I live
I finally have enough cortisol in my body to take my dog on a walk! Oh boy does it feel good to be somewhere aside from my bed; adrenal insufficiency is no joke.
December 18, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I finally have enough cortisol in my body to take my dog on a walk! Oh boy does it feel good to be somewhere aside from my bed; adrenal insufficiency is no joke.
Last night I was telling my great-godmother how I’ve been searching for vintage and antique dip pens. This morning she came by and dropped off some treasures for me! Now to learn how to write with these bad boys.
November 19, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Last night I was telling my great-godmother how I’ve been searching for vintage and antique dip pens. This morning she came by and dropped off some treasures for me! Now to learn how to write with these bad boys.
I’ve been really having fun with my paint and ink recently (I’ve also been banned from from the family scanner because of all the glitter and charcoal, lol)
November 14, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I’ve been really having fun with my paint and ink recently (I’ve also been banned from from the family scanner because of all the glitter and charcoal, lol)
Have you ever looked at a bottle of fountain pen ink and thought to yourself “I wonder what it would be like to finger paint with that?”
Well, now I know
Well, now I know
November 1, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Have you ever looked at a bottle of fountain pen ink and thought to yourself “I wonder what it would be like to finger paint with that?”
Well, now I know
Well, now I know
It’s almost the best time of year!!!!
September 11, 2023 at 2:31 AM
It’s almost the best time of year!!!!
I am in the middle of nowhere with nobody around so basically it’s the perfect location for me to yell really loud about the Sounders
September 3, 2023 at 1:44 AM
I am in the middle of nowhere with nobody around so basically it’s the perfect location for me to yell really loud about the Sounders
One of the dogs at work is not a people person, so we have this sign so patients don’t try and pet her. I forgot to take it down today and no less than FOUR people walked by, read the sign and asked me “…are you Alice?!”
August 31, 2023 at 11:54 PM
One of the dogs at work is not a people person, so we have this sign so patients don’t try and pet her. I forgot to take it down today and no less than FOUR people walked by, read the sign and asked me “…are you Alice?!”
