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Hales
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elusive sounders & reign couch ultra, several chronic illnesses in a trench coat, og tough kid, disabled goblin, giant bookworm, fountain pen enthusiast
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Surprising absolutely no one, The Depression is here and it’s rough.

Sorry about falling off the face of social media, it will absolutely happen again
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mister E. Douge
2013 - 2025
My best friend and my entire heart. I got to hold him and kiss his nose until the very end. He was the best boy in the whole wide universe.
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
March 22, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I did not realize how much of my emotional wellbeing depended on the Sounders winning the playoffs, oof
December 1, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Rusnák with the playoff hair, hopefully it makes him play saucy
December 1, 2024 at 3:15 AM
holy shit lmao, go sounders
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
I believe in the playoff mustache
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Still no power. Phone battery is low, temperature in the house is 52°, I’m wearing multiple pairs of pants. Morale is low. I would not have thrived living in previous eras.
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Most of the time I love living among the old, tall, beautiful trees of questionable health, but not right now
November 20, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Somehow I’ve committed myself to reading four books at once, and seven more holds just became available. Please help, I have the time management skills of a deep sea creature
November 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH
November 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Y’all. Libraries and museums are going to be on the front lines. Please 🙏🏻 visit them & use their services in the coming 2 years.

I know most museums cost $, but almost all of them have low cost/no-cost options. (You often can get free museum passes from your library!)

Please speak up & support!
November 14, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I’m making a list of book recommendations for a coworker’s kid and it’s like opening opening Pandora’s box, talking about the books I love is my absolute favorite thing
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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if you hear someone say “your body, my choice”, you’re legally allowed to punch them in the face. after all: your body, my choice. i don’t make the rules.
November 8, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show
November 8, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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You are allowed to celebrate good things that are happening today: your birthday, a book coming out, new baby, new puppy, seeing your favorite piece of art in person, etc.

Joy is the knife that stabs into the heart of despair & apathy.

Feel your joys, big & small, & share them widely & loudly.
November 6, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Penalties make me ill
November 4, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I desperately want to read a book that’s Battlestar Galactica but everyone’s gay and messy
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I did not realize penalties were on the table here. I cannot handle penalties on a work night. Please score, Sounders and no other team
October 29, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Can we have a shot on goal please. I’m begging.
October 29, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I’m sorry, does Houston’s keeper have a RATTAIL?!?
October 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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antisocial when my batteries get low, always antifascist
October 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
*5 minute long fart noise*
October 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Jesus fucking Christ
October 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Floppy McFlopperson
October 20, 2024 at 2:35 AM