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Hubby. Dad. Poppy. Detroit Red Wings junkie. ‘Pus Tosser. Dog lover. Ally to all. Guns are fun. I purposefully put pineapple on pizza, Ranch goes on everything & a milk with every meal. Canada is seriously south of me, but Ohio is legitimately beneath me.
Pinned
This is the Wings I want. For the love of all that’s holy, GIVE ME MORE!!!! #LGRW #BulkUp
In Kingston for work. Had to stop by the Bob Marley house museum. #Onelove #LGRW
July 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Made the internet in Niagra Falls on the 4th. #Dogsofbluesky #merica
July 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just a reminder that Detroit Red Wings LEGEND Brett Lebda dropped the Stanley Cup in 2008 trying to climb atop a bar and damaged it so badly they had to find a silversmith that night to fix it
The Stanley Cup has once again sustained some damage from the recipients. 🤕

(📸: Peter Joneleit/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
June 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is who runs this account
June 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Are they talking about pat cuputo??.

Pat Caputo puts ketchup on steaks

#971theticket #PatCsucks #LGRW
May 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

“Who wants to go in on Sens Season tix???”
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"I'm really happy that Patrick Kane is a Detroit Red Wing"
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"no no, don't get the chicken thighs, what you want is skinless chicken breast"
May 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

“FUCK MILK”
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"I'm really happy that Patrick Kane is a Detroit Red Wing"
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"no no, don't get the chicken thighs, what you want is skinless chicken breast"
May 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I just found out I’m now qualified to be the next Director of Player Safety for the NHL. Spoiler it’s going to get real violent again.

#LGRW #NHL #bizzaroland #NewYearNewJob
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
The entire administration is going to be staffed by Fox News hosts
May 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Where did we all come from and where are we all going?

Creatinonism?
Big Bang?
Anunaki?
Simulation theory?

Doesnt matter, Be a better fucking Human.
May 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This is an absolute travesty. I genuinely hope there is more to come, and that there is a place for Trev come puck drop.

If not, we will burn EVERY FUCKING FDSN TRUCK FAFO.

#LGRW
When I saw the Mickey York news I was like at least we still have Trev.

This is outrageous. I cannot think of a more perfect on the ground guy.

I’d say this is unbelievable if this shit didn’t happen all the time over the last decade or so.
This fucking sucks ass. Trevor Thompson is one of the best RSN reporters you'll find. Whatever cheap bullshit led to this is a huge mistake.
May 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If Christopher Illitch isn’t at Gary Bettman’s house piss drunk and whipping shittys on his lawn right now. He is absolutely not the fucking owner we need.

Fuck Bettman and Fuck the lottery.

#LETSGOREDWINGS
#LGRW
#FuckGary
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
No. No they shouldn’t. They put his ass on waivers and see what happens. If he clears he goes to GR.
Red Wings seem to have a plan for Vladimir Tarasenko

https://www.rawchili.com/4234079/

DETROIT – Should the Detroit Red Wings give Vladimir Tarasenko another opportunity after his disappointing season? The Red…
Red Wings seem to have a plan for Vladimir Tarasenko - Raw Chili
DETROIT – Should the Detroit Red Wings give Vladimir Tarasenko another opportunity after his disappointing season?
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May 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Asking honestly, Did Jake Walman honk Yzerman wife’s tits? Like it’s clearly personal. #LGRW
May 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Just when you thought things in Cleveland couldn’t get any better, they draft Shedeur Sanders. I legit hope for a Cleveland Hard Knocks this fall.
April 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Seasons over and we finished about where we were predicted. Just missing the playoff’s. Few things:

1. This team’s core proved again that it’s able to play above their expectations.

2. We have a legit top line D in Mo and Ed

3. We have a dangerous top line with Cat Larks and Razor
April 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Willow as a girl. ♥️ #dogs #Dogsofbluesky #Maltipoo
April 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I called Joumana to file Neglect, Embezzlement, Theft and Fraud charges against Holl, Terasenko, and Gustafsson.

I have documented proof.

See attached.

This is 💯 legit and NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!! despite what all the haters and busters say, it’s authentic.

She’s supposed to call me back.

#LGRW
April 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Despite the outcome of the game we had a blast. Seen the Basilica Notre Dame de Montreal, old town, rode the giant Ferris wheel, at crepes, French kissed in French Canada, and seen a Wings Game. Listen if you haven’t been, Montreal Fucking Slaps. à la prochaine #UpInCanada
April 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
April 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know who you are. Shame
I saw on someone's feed - not naming names - someone asked if trading Larkin was on the table 🤦🏼‍♂️. JFC! Might be time for me to sign off for the night. Take that sh*t back to Twitter. Please don't bring such ridiculous takes here. Honest to god 🤯
#LGRW
#NHL
#RedWings
April 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just got home from Montreal and watched the game highlights. I couldn’t see how Johansson helmet came off as he was on the opposite side. It was the combination of Terasenko and Holl MF. If these two are even working security for LCA I swear to all that’s holy #LGRW
Can we just bench Terasenko, and Holl for the remainder of the season?? #LGRW
April 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can we just bench Terasenko, and Holl for the remainder of the season?? #LGRW
April 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Existence is pain
April 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Save you the read.

Justin Holl
Justin Holl
Vladimir Terasenko
April 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM