Hey, she tried. Throw her a bone.

2/2

Are you sure? Cat beats mouse. ~

But you do need a lot of energy to wriggle your way through. Bodies aren't usually made to contain immortals, so there's not really provisions for stretching to move you along easier. You're on your own for the escape route.

Don't worry, you'll stop hearing my voice after I swallow. Too many other sounds to overwhelm you in there.

We now have a reason to invite Tobias on my next dungeon crawl

An immortal just means I don't have to worry about taking antacids.

I thought about it and I decided that you don't really need your dignity anymore. 😇

"mission failed successfully"

If you find a Firefox fork that works for you and doesn't have this shit, let me know

I'm not trying to shut you down or anything. I'm genuinely curious if it makes you feel better or if it's an "old man screams at cloud" thing.

It's not, but does screaming into the void about how everyone sucks accomplish anything?

It's different for everyone, but I personally feel worse when I shout out my problems and there's no answer to them.

I get that but, unless you've got a magical idea of how to fix that, I'm not sure what can be done about it.

Alternatively, between Die Today or Die Next Year, most people would prefer to live longer

If the only options are Try or Die, which would you prefer?

On the other hand, the only other option is "everyone kink collectively deletes their accounts and stops making kink art because we know we've been beat."

Let's Beat The Payment Processors gives everyone hope that there's a chance we can keep existing like we always have.

Some answers I've seen from a few other folks:
- mischievous gremlin: When things are the size of toys to you, then you should be allowed to have fun with em!
- Power fantasy: You can do anything and nobody could stop you
- Getting payback for a society that makes you feel small and powerless