Conscripted Matriarch
snowsandals.bsky.social
Conscripted Matriarch
@snowsandals.bsky.social
Poverty attorney, Unfortunate soothsayer, CA and NY, She/Her/Ya’ll/Duuuuude
Made it to the Taco Bell on the beach 😭🤌🏾😍
June 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Godmother on graduation day.
June 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If this isn’t the perfect encapsulation of the type of moronic lemming who falls for Elon’s obvious bullshit.
May 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Does this mean no more cheese? Also vegetables aren’t even safe because most E. coli outbreaks start in produce. No more salads.
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
FYI these are security guards dressing up like fake cops in LA. Even the top of the SUV is painted white to resemble a cop car and there are fake badges posted on all sides. This should be illegal.

California Metro Patrol is a private security company based out of Pasadena.
April 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I can’t believe I’m helping this person find her senior prom dress 😩
April 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
LA County beat France on issuing survival guides.
March 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hope ppl are intimidated by the head wound I gave myself this weekend.
March 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Will I make it to full forgiveness before the shit starts?
January 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I took this photo to comfort ppl about how far from danger I am… but I’m not exactly that far 😑
January 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM