Most undead person you’ve ever seen just like ???? my eyes have always been like this and this coin is under my tongue as an accessory NOT because it was supposed to get my soul to the underworld

A lich just trying to keep the party from discovering (and when they find out, gaslighting them into not believing) that she’s undead. Skin is slipping off her and she’s like,,, it’s a skin condition, don’t worry abt it, you’re literally being so rude rn

A friend I’ve known for many years is the organizer, I’m just trying to get the word out on her behalf!

Inventing one of these for my 47 in-progress audiobooks

‪Discovering a dark entity is after my soul only because Siri eavesdropped into its plane of existence and saved its name for my convenience‬

Some may say this isn’t really a poem but to them I say this is exactly why you weren’t invited to the bug show

going to start telling conservatives this is promo for a woke Blair Witch reboot