alexis (haunts the narrative)
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she/her | 🏳️🌈 | fiction mfa-haver | journalist-adjacent | writer in theory, general menace in application
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It’s kind of weird to have to pick myself back up after twitter and reintroduce myself — I’m Alexis, a horror/crime/anything with blood writer, who likes all things loud (music, slashers, art, you name it). Current WIP is a murder mystery set in 1931 that just might end in monsters
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Being a teenager is hard. Being fat, poor, and queer makes it harder. Being all that and also a werewolf just fucking sucks — but it did win first in The Olive Branch Review’s Hunger category!
olivebranchreview.com/2025/10/15/o...
olivebranchreview.com/2025/10/15/o...
Only the Second Worst Experience I Ever Had at the Town Center Mall in Boca Raton, Florida
It wasn’t supposed to happen tonight.
olivebranchreview.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Being a teenager is hard. Being fat, poor, and queer makes it harder. Being all that and also a werewolf just fucking sucks — but it did win first in The Olive Branch Review’s Hunger category!
olivebranchreview.com/2025/10/15/o...
olivebranchreview.com/2025/10/15/o...
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💜Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves because revenge feels fucking awesome and you're gonna be like "wow, that was really great! let's do more revenge!" so you'll need the 2, it's like pringles: once you pop you can't stop
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
💜Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves because revenge feels fucking awesome and you're gonna be like "wow, that was really great! let's do more revenge!" so you'll need the 2, it's like pringles: once you pop you can't stop
your mid-twenties are for getting into casual augury
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
your mid-twenties are for getting into casual augury
unfortunately I just came up with a sick as fuck dnd character so now I have to cajole every single person I know until either we have another table or I drive all my friends away. Only time will tell which.
February 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
unfortunately I just came up with a sick as fuck dnd character so now I have to cajole every single person I know until either we have another table or I drive all my friends away. Only time will tell which.
One of my friends has helped organize a fund to support orphanages in Jordan during Ramadan — I know money’s tight for everyone rn but it would mean the world to me if y’all would share this around :)
gofund.me/976c1d55
gofund.me/976c1d55
Donate to Support Suzanne's Mission for Orphans this Ramadan! , organized by Salaam Odeh
Dearest friends,
With Ramadan just around the corner, my wonderf… Salaam Odeh needs your support for Support Suzanne's Mission for Orphans this Ramadan!
gofund.me
February 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One of my friends has helped organize a fund to support orphanages in Jordan during Ramadan — I know money’s tight for everyone rn but it would mean the world to me if y’all would share this around :)
gofund.me/976c1d55
gofund.me/976c1d55
my library app keeps offering me “skip the line” loans at a frequency that I can only describe as untenable
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my library app keeps offering me “skip the line” loans at a frequency that I can only describe as untenable
intrigued that my phone just autocapitalized “Devourer”,,, what does it know that I don’t
January 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
intrigued that my phone just autocapitalized “Devourer”,,, what does it know that I don’t
I love those poetry magnets some folks have but despite my best efforts I’ve never beaten my first poem made with them: “come, fat man, to the bug show”
December 23, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I love those poetry magnets some folks have but despite my best efforts I’ve never beaten my first poem made with them: “come, fat man, to the bug show”
HBO has a bunch of silent movie shorts that have no text cards for dialogue, it’s all just gesture, and it’s fun because my cat is also watching them and there are really no barriers for her to understand them — she’s having the same experience I am.
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
HBO has a bunch of silent movie shorts that have no text cards for dialogue, it’s all just gesture, and it’s fun because my cat is also watching them and there are really no barriers for her to understand them — she’s having the same experience I am.
In the top 0.5% for the smiths,,,, I think my therapy should be free
December 4, 2024 at 3:08 PM
In the top 0.5% for the smiths,,,, I think my therapy should be free
seeing Gaetz’s Venmo notes forces me to envision an FBI agent sliding me a piece of paper listing mine, except they all read shit like “petition to make Nic Cage’s legs longer” and “the well scene from Hausu happened to me in ‘04” and they’re all for $7 coffees
November 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
seeing Gaetz’s Venmo notes forces me to envision an FBI agent sliding me a piece of paper listing mine, except they all read shit like “petition to make Nic Cage’s legs longer” and “the well scene from Hausu happened to me in ‘04” and they’re all for $7 coffees
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It’s really pretty cool that one thing you can do to support people you like is ask your local library to get their book because it doesn’t cost you anything, it helps them, and the librarian gets to know someone actually wants to read a book and not just use the computer for Roblox
November 12, 2024 at 4:32 PM
It’s really pretty cool that one thing you can do to support people you like is ask your local library to get their book because it doesn’t cost you anything, it helps them, and the librarian gets to know someone actually wants to read a book and not just use the computer for Roblox
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Every story out of the US right now is like:
"Sources say Jimmy 'Coal Baron' Ashton to be named head of the EPA, he says he'll be stepping down from Baby Seal Clubbers International but remain Board Chair of the Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax PAC... but Trump insiders worry, is he too liberal?"
"Sources say Jimmy 'Coal Baron' Ashton to be named head of the EPA, he says he'll be stepping down from Baby Seal Clubbers International but remain Board Chair of the Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax PAC... but Trump insiders worry, is he too liberal?"
November 11, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Every story out of the US right now is like:
"Sources say Jimmy 'Coal Baron' Ashton to be named head of the EPA, he says he'll be stepping down from Baby Seal Clubbers International but remain Board Chair of the Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax PAC... but Trump insiders worry, is he too liberal?"
"Sources say Jimmy 'Coal Baron' Ashton to be named head of the EPA, he says he'll be stepping down from Baby Seal Clubbers International but remain Board Chair of the Climate Change is a Chinese Hoax PAC... but Trump insiders worry, is he too liberal?"
I love being a writer because I can say things like “yeah I’ve been getting really into scurvy lately” and everyone who knows me is like oh of course
November 11, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I love being a writer because I can say things like “yeah I’ve been getting really into scurvy lately” and everyone who knows me is like oh of course
I’ve been gone for a bit, here’s Anarchy judging my taste in books as penance
October 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I’ve been gone for a bit, here’s Anarchy judging my taste in books as penance
obsessed w how horror-movie coded this photo a friend took on the way to a protest is
February 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
obsessed w how horror-movie coded this photo a friend took on the way to a protest is
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Reminder: this site is for being a Weird Li’l Guy, please act accordingly.
February 6, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Reminder: this site is for being a Weird Li’l Guy, please act accordingly.
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my siblings have finally surfaced!
February 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
my siblings have finally surfaced!
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Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities
February 6, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities
In many ways my cat and I are the same person
January 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
In many ways my cat and I are the same person
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Me and all my friends
January 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Me and all my friends
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so interesting the fear that some buckaroos have over letting their art into the world because it is 'not perfect'. first of all it never will be. second of all the dirt and mess and truth are not problems we learn to get over and accept, they are literally what makes art great
January 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
so interesting the fear that some buckaroos have over letting their art into the world because it is 'not perfect'. first of all it never will be. second of all the dirt and mess and truth are not problems we learn to get over and accept, they are literally what makes art great
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BENOIT BLANC: I know what you are.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
January 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
BENOIT BLANC: I know what you are.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
I love local pottery sales so much, I now own somebody else’s blood?? For only 15$??? In this economy??
November 29, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I love local pottery sales so much, I now own somebody else’s blood?? For only 15$??? In this economy??