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snailsisabug.bsky.social
@snailsisabug.bsky.social
Just kidding they're a kind of clam
My gut reaction to anyone talking about cultivating experiences to fill their cup or getting the most out of their one wild and precious life is that they need to work a manual labor job for a few years.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Living in a city is good because I can avoid driving all weekend which means I can be high. 👍
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Thankin' stankin' and crankin' 🤙🤙
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Inspired by @tipcalculator.bsky.social and @wimble.bsky.social here's my dog that I came up with in high school.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
[car hooter honks]
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
New pfp and banner by @tipcalculator.bsky.social ! Get art!
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just a hoe picking boogers out of my nose. 🙏✌️
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hamilton? 👎
Hamburger? 👍
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Terlit legit. Terlit legit to shit.
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm on toilet ✌️🙏
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Books can't be porno because words are too smart
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's time we blame bjork
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We've become so desensitized to violence that nobody bats an eye when someone on TV says, I'll moidalize you nyuck nyuck nyuck
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's cool to see reddit liberals fantasizing about a military coup. I bet it would be freaking epic bacon
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Today my coworker told me I need to have kids because there needs to be more white babies because white people invent everything. I will simply engage him in polite debate and change his mind with my well researched points
September 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am da pornkin king
September 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Pretty messed up that I probably can't go to rodcon because my wife is donating a kidney. Very disappointing. Need to have a talk with her about selfishness and trying to live our values.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reading a reddit thread of people coming up with examples of/ideas for good ways white people can do blackface. 🙏✌️
September 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Everybody was telling fun stories about their families around a fire tonight and the first one I thought of was when my mom got pistol whipped. Not because it's a fun story, but I can't think of fun ones. We mostly tell awful stories and laugh about how awful the story is.
August 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The event of the year
🚂 RodCon 2025: Saturday September 20th, a Rodney Berry Train Adventure from LA to Oceanside 🏖️
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Doing research overseas
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'll make a big pile of bacon and eggs one day if we share a house on vacation. It will taste only OK, but it'll be a lot of it.
August 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I wish I was an epic pimp
July 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I put off my honeymoon so I could wait for Rod to stream again 😔
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's cool living in a liberal bubble with people who all work from home because they're like, "I think people are mostly good deep down" and this morning my boss happily/jokingly told me about the time he ran over a guy sleeping in the parking lot who died in the hospital from it.
June 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM