Conifers & Citrus (Jeff Bull Maroon Jackson 5)
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Ironic Hyundai evangelist, lover of books, laugher at life.
I follow the Portland Timbers and #MLS, generally, just not in long form. #rctid
Pretty excited for the end of 2025, honestly. Not our best year, globally.
I follow the Portland Timbers and #MLS, generally, just not in long form. #rctid
Pretty excited for the end of 2025, honestly. Not our best year, globally.
My wife got me an advent calendar as an early Christmas present.
One little (knockoff) LEGO per day till Xmas.
The pieces weren’t in order and the instructions didn’t always match the supplies.
Having a blast. Absolutely fantastic.
One little (knockoff) LEGO per day till Xmas.
The pieces weren’t in order and the instructions didn’t always match the supplies.
Having a blast. Absolutely fantastic.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My wife got me an advent calendar as an early Christmas present.
One little (knockoff) LEGO per day till Xmas.
The pieces weren’t in order and the instructions didn’t always match the supplies.
Having a blast. Absolutely fantastic.
One little (knockoff) LEGO per day till Xmas.
The pieces weren’t in order and the instructions didn’t always match the supplies.
Having a blast. Absolutely fantastic.
Guys. I think Spotify just made me an honorary Millennial.
Genres:
Indie Rock
Alternative Hip Hop
Classic Rock (The Kinks were my #1)
PUNK ROCK (why all caps)
Power Pop
Well, that closes the chapter nicely.
And now I delete Spotify.
Genres:
Indie Rock
Alternative Hip Hop
Classic Rock (The Kinks were my #1)
PUNK ROCK (why all caps)
Power Pop
Well, that closes the chapter nicely.
And now I delete Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Guys. I think Spotify just made me an honorary Millennial.
Genres:
Indie Rock
Alternative Hip Hop
Classic Rock (The Kinks were my #1)
PUNK ROCK (why all caps)
Power Pop
Well, that closes the chapter nicely.
And now I delete Spotify.
Genres:
Indie Rock
Alternative Hip Hop
Classic Rock (The Kinks were my #1)
PUNK ROCK (why all caps)
Power Pop
Well, that closes the chapter nicely.
And now I delete Spotify.
The sky is putting on a show this morning.
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The sky is putting on a show this morning.
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Quoting Han Solo, and far too many characters from the Star Wars universe…I got a bad feeling about this.
The price of a loss will be high, not just #FCCincy losing but Miami moving on to the crown that a just universe would deny them…
…a bit overwrought, but I’m in the moment. #MLS
The price of a loss will be high, not just #FCCincy losing but Miami moving on to the crown that a just universe would deny them…
…a bit overwrought, but I’m in the moment. #MLS
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gotta step it up, downtown #HillsboroOR. These aren’t even the best bits of Beaverton.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Gotta step it up, downtown #HillsboroOR. These aren’t even the best bits of Beaverton.
Autumn, y’all.
Good morning.
Good morning.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Autumn, y’all.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I just made my first competent vindaloo (puree the spice paste and tomatoes, time be damned!!), and I’m going to take that as an omen for great things.
It doesn’t matter how Portland lines up if they don’t execute.
90+ minutes to triumph or failure. Get to kickin’! #SDvPOR #rctid
It doesn’t matter how Portland lines up if they don’t execute.
90+ minutes to triumph or failure. Get to kickin’! #SDvPOR #rctid
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Tuning in with only one expectation: I want to see the Timbers playing like their season is on the line.
I’ll accept mistakes before I accept phoning it in.
Moreover, no one expects Portland to win and I’d like to think that would be freeing.
Either 90+ or 180+ ahead. #PORvSD #rctid
I’ll accept mistakes before I accept phoning it in.
Moreover, no one expects Portland to win and I’d like to think that would be freeing.
Either 90+ or 180+ ahead. #PORvSD #rctid
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Relatable. My last Halloween costume I bought for work, probably 10 years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Relatable. My last Halloween costume I bought for work, probably 10 years ago.
re the lineup: Phil never quite landed on a steady set of players this season, just a rotating collection of dudes he trusted/had available at the time.
Here for a Kamal redemption story.
I hope Portland plays like a team no one expects to win.
Steal some shit, y’all. #rctid #SDvPOR
Here for a Kamal redemption story.
I hope Portland plays like a team no one expects to win.
Steal some shit, y’all. #rctid #SDvPOR
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
AT THE HALF:
Felt like a decent half, with the Timbers more in control and comfort than not, but Glad’s late swing at the jaw reminds of how fragile all that work can be.
Thrilled for Mora, so here’s to hoping the team pulls it it together and sees it out.
Another half to go… #PORvRSL #rctid
Felt like a decent half, with the Timbers more in control and comfort than not, but Glad’s late swing at the jaw reminds of how fragile all that work can be.
Thrilled for Mora, so here’s to hoping the team pulls it it together and sees it out.
Another half to go… #PORvRSL #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If this game goes South, this thread might get wordy and morph into an obituary.
RSL has sucked on the road, but I’m worried about RSL’s “big name” attackers: Olatunji, Luna, and Gozo.
Approaching this as “happy to be here, one game at a time,” and so on.
Entertainment, plz. #PORvRSL #rctid
RSL has sucked on the road, but I’m worried about RSL’s “big name” attackers: Olatunji, Luna, and Gozo.
Approaching this as “happy to be here, one game at a time,” and so on.
Entertainment, plz. #PORvRSL #rctid
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Did some suburban protesting today. Turnout was better than my color scheme. And spacing.
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Did some suburban protesting today. Turnout was better than my color scheme. And spacing.
This state rocks. Fuck the haters. #OregonRulz
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This state rocks. Fuck the haters. #OregonRulz
Reading this currently, thought about pulling quotes here and there, but it’s all the same story:
Trump was *incredibly* shitty at real estate. The book is a parade of scams and, more significant to the present, fucking dumb own-goals.
Unfortunately, he’s a world-class con artist, so…
Trump was *incredibly* shitty at real estate. The book is a parade of scams and, more significant to the present, fucking dumb own-goals.
Unfortunately, he’s a world-class con artist, so…
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reading this currently, thought about pulling quotes here and there, but it’s all the same story:
Trump was *incredibly* shitty at real estate. The book is a parade of scams and, more significant to the present, fucking dumb own-goals.
Unfortunately, he’s a world-class con artist, so…
Trump was *incredibly* shitty at real estate. The book is a parade of scams and, more significant to the present, fucking dumb own-goals.
Unfortunately, he’s a world-class con artist, so…
Stakes have arrived, people.
This is go, score, win as it gets. Lose tonight and things actually get hairy.
Worried about Musa, should be worried about Farrington from what I hear. Worried about…what are a lot of unknowns (who are those people?).
Anyhoo, go, score, win. #PORvFCD #rctid
This is go, score, win as it gets. Lose tonight and things actually get hairy.
Worried about Musa, should be worried about Farrington from what I hear. Worried about…what are a lot of unknowns (who are those people?).
Anyhoo, go, score, win. #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Without downloading a new image, where are you mentally?
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Without downloading a new image, where are you mentally?
“In Goldwater’s time, people claiming to be embattled holdouts defenfing American liberty called themselves ‘Movement Conservatives.’ A century before, their predecessors had called themselves ‘Confederates.’”
- Heather Cox Richardson, How the South Won the Civil War
More. (1/3)
- Heather Cox Richardson, How the South Won the Civil War
More. (1/3)
August 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“In Goldwater’s time, people claiming to be embattled holdouts defenfing American liberty called themselves ‘Movement Conservatives.’ A century before, their predecessors had called themselves ‘Confederates.’”
- Heather Cox Richardson, How the South Won the Civil War
More. (1/3)
- Heather Cox Richardson, How the South Won the Civil War
More. (1/3)
Buckling up for an opponent I don’t know, in a competition that seems designed to baffle expectations.
Absent jaw-dropping moments, a blowout for one team or the other (go, Timbers!), this will not be a thread.
It is merely an acknowledgment of the journey we will soon share. #rctid #PORvQUE
Absent jaw-dropping moments, a blowout for one team or the other (go, Timbers!), this will not be a thread.
It is merely an acknowledgment of the journey we will soon share. #rctid #PORvQUE
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Calling back the classic in the hopes of reviving that old magic from…2022 and 2023.
Ready to fall in love all over again. Just looking forward to meeting that special team that makes me swoon again.
(Call me!)
Will add as inspiration hits. Go, Timbers! Dammit! #LAFCvPOR #rctid
Ready to fall in love all over again. Just looking forward to meeting that special team that makes me swoon again.
(Call me!)
Will add as inspiration hits. Go, Timbers! Dammit! #LAFCvPOR #rctid
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM