The Smut Report
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We are three crones who have been swapping smut since we were maidens and therefore spend a lot of time yelling about romance books.
Primarily managed by Holly.
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Primarily managed by Holly.
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@collectingromance.bsky.social (and anyone else who might know), is it possible that I found a copy of Skye O'Malley with the original cover art???
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@collectingromance.bsky.social (and anyone else who might know), is it possible that I found a copy of Skye O'Malley with the original cover art???
Inspired by Ingrid's review:
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Inspired by Ingrid's review:
Our fav reads in September:
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Our fav reads in September:
Today's Little Free Library find: two Harlequin Silhouettes from the late 90s.
They're both single dad cowboy needs a wife books, so I'm probably not going to read them (even if "Her Torrid Temporary Marriage" is a *great* title), but I sure did get a lot of joy from finding them
They're both single dad cowboy needs a wife books, so I'm probably not going to read them (even if "Her Torrid Temporary Marriage" is a *great* title), but I sure did get a lot of joy from finding them
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today's Little Free Library find: two Harlequin Silhouettes from the late 90s.
They're both single dad cowboy needs a wife books, so I'm probably not going to read them (even if "Her Torrid Temporary Marriage" is a *great* title), but I sure did get a lot of joy from finding them
They're both single dad cowboy needs a wife books, so I'm probably not going to read them (even if "Her Torrid Temporary Marriage" is a *great* title), but I sure did get a lot of joy from finding them
Our favorite reads for August
September 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Our favorite reads for August
August 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The book and the beach in question!
July 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The book and the beach in question!
Some books we'll be reading and talking about in July
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Some books we'll be reading and talking about in July
Anyways, this is the book.
I kind of love the cover because it's so different. (The author painted it, no AI here.)
amzn.to/3HYCjqs
I kind of love the cover because it's so different. (The author painted it, no AI here.)
amzn.to/3HYCjqs
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anyways, this is the book.
I kind of love the cover because it's so different. (The author painted it, no AI here.)
amzn.to/3HYCjqs
I kind of love the cover because it's so different. (The author painted it, no AI here.)
amzn.to/3HYCjqs
I just picked up this one because of the keywords and I think that means I'm done browsing
June 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I just picked up this one because of the keywords and I think that means I'm done browsing
Overheard on the latest episode of The Smut Report Podcast…
June 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Overheard on the latest episode of The Smut Report Podcast…
Ingrid made some canva templates for me to put quotes on (thanks @ingalingisme.bsky.social) and the stand-in she put in here just cracked me up.
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
June 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ingrid made some canva templates for me to put quotes on (thanks @ingalingisme.bsky.social) and the stand-in she put in here just cracked me up.
No lies detected.
No lies detected.
Some books we'll be reviewing in June
June 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Some books we'll be reviewing in June
Found today in a friendly neighborhood book box
May 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Found today in a friendly neighborhood book box
How it's going:
(this is after at least 5 pickup truck loads have been taken elsewhere AND after I mulched my giant front garden)
(this is after at least 5 pickup truck loads have been taken elsewhere AND after I mulched my giant front garden)
May 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
How it's going:
(this is after at least 5 pickup truck loads have been taken elsewhere AND after I mulched my giant front garden)
(this is after at least 5 pickup truck loads have been taken elsewhere AND after I mulched my giant front garden)
Getting a ChipDrop seeeeemed like a good idea
but now my entire driveway is covered in mulch
but now my entire driveway is covered in mulch
May 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Getting a ChipDrop seeeeemed like a good idea
but now my entire driveway is covered in mulch
but now my entire driveway is covered in mulch
Some books we'll be reading in May
May 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some books we'll be reading in May
Our favorite reads in April:
May 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Our favorite reads in April:
Apparently this cover is "sexually suggestive" according to bsky moderation.
Guess that's why we don't see bonkers clinches any more. Hooray, prudery!
Guess that's why we don't see bonkers clinches any more. Hooray, prudery!
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Apparently this cover is "sexually suggestive" according to bsky moderation.
Guess that's why we don't see bonkers clinches any more. Hooray, prudery!
Guess that's why we don't see bonkers clinches any more. Hooray, prudery!
But both versions are better than the most recent 2012 reprint. I prefer my cover art extra, please and thank you. Or at least interesting. Or at least indicative of the content. (Esme would never wear that.)
April 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
But both versions are better than the most recent 2012 reprint. I prefer my cover art extra, please and thank you. Or at least interesting. Or at least indicative of the content. (Esme would never wear that.)
By the way, can we take a moment to appreciate the original cover: (I have a copy of the on upthread, a 2006 reprint)
April 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
By the way, can we take a moment to appreciate the original cover: (I have a copy of the on upthread, a 2006 reprint)