Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
smutclyde.bsky.social
Smut Clyde, X-Ray Haruspex
@smutclyde.bsky.social
Hyperbolic Tangent Distributed Observer. Snark is my first language.
[mentally scrolls back through the pages of the short story].

1st thought, of course, was "Well if you didn't like the premise of the Art Event, you didn't have to accept the invitation."
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
history really and boring, so instead she would recite from Le Bateau Ivre. My 2nd thought of course was "Hang about, did Poe ever explicitly state that the narrator / murderer is a guy, or is that something you projected into the text before complaining that the text lives down to expectations?"
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
A lifetime ago I went to an Art Event in London where various Artistes performed their interpretations of 'The Telltale Heart'.
Except for Kathy Ackers - holder of a Pseuds Corner Lifetime Achievement Award - who explained that Telltale Heart was about a man murdering another man, which is all 1/?
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
You're such a wet blanket.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Frau Doktorin at left.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
SPARTA!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Someone has stolen my business plan of starting a nude parking-enforcement company called "The Topless Towers of Ilium".
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A friend recognised the tree.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Let's not forget Philip K. Dick, another prophet of the Great Enshittification, with his doors that won't open because your subscription has expired.
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That is certainly one message to send to the mugginses who voted for you. "Forget all that election-campaign bullshit - this isn't the job I wanted, it doesn't sound like fun and I'll have to work with other people. We'll see if I can be arsed staying there for the next few years."
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
They are paid by (or are hoping to be paid by) science fraudsters who hope that their own reputations can be restored if someone attacks their critics. SAVA, Raoult, papermills...
That is my interpretation, anyway - though I do look for the worst possible interpretation what with my own psychopathy.
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Someone has misinformed you. That is not a tree from the Myrtaceae family. That is just a very large head of broccoli.
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Seems a bit harsh to call @dereklowe.bsky.social a 'journalist' rather than "researcher who happens to blog in his spare time".
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The use of Old Enochian script in Figures should be left to experts who know exactly which entity they are invoking.
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have some doubts about Figures 2 and 3 as well.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love those south-coast baches.
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
That whole thread is hilarious. "Yes, so-and-so was a complete scoundrel, but he got TCM mainstreamed as a valid therapy in Canada, so he's *our* scoundrel."
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
That can't have been cheap.
October 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM