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Smug
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Hi, I'm Smug (He/Him)
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I play WoW and MTG a lot, but I'm not very good at either.
Alright
Can dudes post thirst traps here without it being weird
June 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can dudes post thirst traps here without it being weird
June 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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*prank calling America*
"Hello is your democracy running?"
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.
It’s a real mindfuck when most ppl wanna post about their latest failures/successes, or weird shit they saw in the wild or cool stuff they made…but the country is a cesspool so cool/weird shit seems trite.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It actually is important to talk about things other than politics on here and in particular pleasant things that bring you joy not just because of social media platform reasons but mostly because it's invaluable in times like this to remember who we are as people on a fundamental level.
June 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I can't wait for MoP to hit so I can just zone out from life for like a month and not think about anything anymore.
June 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Shocklands alongside verges in standard.... I really hope something cool happens next week ;)
SHOCKLANDS ARE IN #MTGETERNITIES AND WILL BE BACK IN STANDARD!

Well... half of them. BUT WE'RE STILL PUMPED!
June 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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The time of year where everything burns
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
:)
when men only follow fems on social media
June 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My belt is so tight that my pants are crimping in the front uh oh
May 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Its legal for you to DM me your boobs btw.

Not only is it legal, but it is correct and the right thing to do.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I kinda want to look for any mtg pre-releases going on soon, but at the same time I have no desire to play paper magic. I also can't stand the local magic community for the most part either.

Ugh, but this set looks so cool.
May 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Cop: do you know how fast you were going?

Me: I thought that was your job
December 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Welcome to Chili's
May 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gonna be heckin sick getting slammed by a cat 5 hurricane this year with 0 warning because of all the incredibly dense dipshits in the south who voted for this administration.

Hell yeah
March 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Resident Evil logic
January 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm ngl it really fucking sucks that the only way for me to have a sexual encounter of any kind is to pay for it.
March 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Made a depressing post on FB but I'm not a very depressed person. I hate when people worry about me like... you have better things to worry about my guy.
February 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh well I tried
February 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Kiss my ass
February 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I trimmed my beard super short and went back to the old style I had for years and my face looks like it lost 10lbs
February 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Changing my pfp because I'm tired of looking at myself.
February 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I woke up at 3:00am again fuck me my ass
February 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM