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They're my mom's.

I have 10 moms.

And, YOU GUYS, ONE OF THEM IS VERY MEAN!

Well, guys. To those that said that Trump didn't support ProjeKKKt 25, explain everything that he said and did during that sham of an inauguration yesterday. But, no time to feel smug and filled with I-told-you-so's. As the father of a Trans son, I am terrified.

Anyone else inundated with both sex workers and crypto salespeople right now?

Hey, Just letting y'all know: Though I fully respect sexwork and consider it a legit form of income, that ain't why I'm here. I love my woman and I'm faithful to a fault. So, if you’re adding me to get me to subscribe to your OF, gonna have to block.

Ugh. And so it begins. Here's hoping that there is anything left to take back 4 years from now. Don’t let the happy profile pic fool you. Pretty disgusted.

They want us to be compliant, to roll over and take this shit sammich and ask for seconds, but me...

So, wait... The guy who rallied against the dancing app back in 2020, and demanded that it be shut down and placed under his purview, NOW wants to be the savior of said app after it gets shut down just as he initially wished it to be? "WhAt A hErO!!!"

Is anyone noticing the RIDICULOUS amounts of sexbots that are on this app already? Guess these things always have a learning curve, huh?

So, what up, peeps? How we all feeling during the apocalypse?