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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
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Twin mom
Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one
Same stick figure, different app

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HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
Love you sis

Rest in love ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My sister is about to pass away and quite frankly, I’ve just about had enough of all this shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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shit posting for freedom
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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AAAAAHHHHHHH
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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"My door is always open."

-- World's worst submarine commander
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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People are the real problem, not the animals.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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extremely adorable if literal: sweater puppies
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Roses are red
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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gonna start posting like a bot, just saying hi in everyone’s post replies
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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One of my favorite things to do is to eat peanuts in the corner.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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i didn’t set out to become one of the best ice cream eaters alive but sometimes you just go where the spoon takes you
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER

6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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[gardening] heheh im in my hoe era
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I shaved my Ewok for this?

~ me at the Star Wars convention
October 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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pronouncing unstable like constable
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mother in law is so strange

It’s raining super hard and there she is, outside my locked door challenging me to another game of charades
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is a cause we can all get behind 🙌
If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Leonard was worried, and was considering dumping a large chunk of his stock portfolio amid rumors of an impending bear market. The irony of this was not lost on him.
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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This day in history. 1969. The feast day of saint Hedwig of Silesia was moved from October 17 to October 20 in Canada to avoid a conflict with Squirrel Nutsgiving.
October 20, 2023 at 9:34 AM