MF FairyPrincessSmoo
@smooheed.bsky.social
Twin mom
Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one
Same stick figure, different app
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Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one
Same stick figure, different app
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
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HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
Love you sis
Rest in love ❤️
Rest in love ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Love you sis
Rest in love ❤️
Rest in love ❤️
My sister is about to pass away and quite frankly, I’ve just about had enough of all this shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My sister is about to pass away and quite frankly, I’ve just about had enough of all this shit
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My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
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shit posting for freedom
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
shit posting for freedom
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There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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"My door is always open."
-- World's worst submarine commander
-- World's worst submarine commander
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"My door is always open."
-- World's worst submarine commander
-- World's worst submarine commander
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People are the real problem, not the animals.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People are the real problem, not the animals.
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extremely adorable if literal: sweater puppies
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
extremely adorable if literal: sweater puppies
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Roses are red
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Roses are red
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid
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gonna start posting like a bot, just saying hi in everyone’s post replies
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
gonna start posting like a bot, just saying hi in everyone’s post replies
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One of my favorite things to do is to eat peanuts in the corner.
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One of my favorite things to do is to eat peanuts in the corner.
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i didn’t set out to become one of the best ice cream eaters alive but sometimes you just go where the spoon takes you
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i didn’t set out to become one of the best ice cream eaters alive but sometimes you just go where the spoon takes you
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Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER
6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out
6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out
May 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER
6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out
6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out
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[gardening] heheh im in my hoe era
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
[gardening] heheh im in my hoe era
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I shaved my Ewok for this?
~ me at the Star Wars convention
~ me at the Star Wars convention
October 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I shaved my Ewok for this?
~ me at the Star Wars convention
~ me at the Star Wars convention
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pronouncing unstable like constable
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
pronouncing unstable like constable
My mother in law is so strange
It’s raining super hard and there she is, outside my locked door challenging me to another game of charades
It’s raining super hard and there she is, outside my locked door challenging me to another game of charades
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My mother in law is so strange
It’s raining super hard and there she is, outside my locked door challenging me to another game of charades
It’s raining super hard and there she is, outside my locked door challenging me to another game of charades
This is a cause we can all get behind 🙌
If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is a cause we can all get behind 🙌
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If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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Leonard was worried, and was considering dumping a large chunk of his stock portfolio amid rumors of an impending bear market. The irony of this was not lost on him.
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Leonard was worried, and was considering dumping a large chunk of his stock portfolio amid rumors of an impending bear market. The irony of this was not lost on him.
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This day in history. 1969. The feast day of saint Hedwig of Silesia was moved from October 17 to October 20 in Canada to avoid a conflict with Squirrel Nutsgiving.
October 20, 2023 at 9:34 AM
This day in history. 1969. The feast day of saint Hedwig of Silesia was moved from October 17 to October 20 in Canada to avoid a conflict with Squirrel Nutsgiving.