Michelle Wolf Was Right Turtle
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WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
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HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA FOR IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA AND NOW HE PARDONS A DRUG KINGPIN CONVICTED IN 2024 OF IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
Trump plans to pardon former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez
Former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted for drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 years in prison.
www.npr.org
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA FOR IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA AND NOW HE PARDONS A DRUG KINGPIN CONVICTED IN 2024 OF IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
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There are no terse excuses for moral cowardice, gullibility, and breach of fiduciary duty.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
There are no terse excuses for moral cowardice, gullibility, and breach of fiduciary duty.
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The problem is that the next President is going to have starving masses, a bankrupt treasury, a corrupt federal branch, an economy in tatters, and they're going to have to ignore ALL of it.
Or they're going to run into the same SCOTUS buzzsaw that Biden did.
Judiciary reform must come first.
Or they're going to run into the same SCOTUS buzzsaw that Biden did.
Judiciary reform must come first.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The problem is that the next President is going to have starving masses, a bankrupt treasury, a corrupt federal branch, an economy in tatters, and they're going to have to ignore ALL of it.
Or they're going to run into the same SCOTUS buzzsaw that Biden did.
Judiciary reform must come first.
Or they're going to run into the same SCOTUS buzzsaw that Biden did.
Judiciary reform must come first.
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A note on SaneWashing: I read part of this post to family (all liberal Democrats who consume a lot of news, but not social media), and it blew their mind. They all thought it was parody: if Corporate Media did not SaneWash, it would shock US, his approval would plummet from low (30s) to lower(20s).
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A note on SaneWashing: I read part of this post to family (all liberal Democrats who consume a lot of news, but not social media), and it blew their mind. They all thought it was parody: if Corporate Media did not SaneWash, it would shock US, his approval would plummet from low (30s) to lower(20s).
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It is unfathomable that the USG lawyers would sign off on a no-survivors boat strike (no get of jail free card).
There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
www.usni.org/magazines/na...
There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
www.usni.org/magazines/na...
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It is unfathomable that the USG lawyers would sign off on a no-survivors boat strike (no get of jail free card).
There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
www.usni.org/magazines/na...
There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
www.usni.org/magazines/na...
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The Strike Cell personnel know it was a LOAC violation. Dan Caine knows it's a LOAC violation.
They do it because they're certain they'd yelled at and probably booted from the unit if they protest and it's highly unlikely they'll catch an investigation with teeth.
They do it because they're certain they'd yelled at and probably booted from the unit if they protest and it's highly unlikely they'll catch an investigation with teeth.
The US military carried out a followup strike on a suspected drug vessel in the Caribbean on Sept 2, killing survivors of the initial strike, sources said.
People briefed on the “double-tap” strike said they were concerned that it could violate the law of armed conflict. www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
People briefed on the “double-tap” strike said they were concerned that it could violate the law of armed conflict. www.cnn.com/2025/11/28/p...
US military carried out second strike killing survivors on a suspected drug boat that had already been attacked, sources say | CNN Politics
The US military carried out a follow-up strike on a suspected drug vessel operating in the Caribbean on September 2 after an initial attack did not kill everyone on board, sources familiar with the ma...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Strike Cell personnel know it was a LOAC violation. Dan Caine knows it's a LOAC violation.
They do it because they're certain they'd yelled at and probably booted from the unit if they protest and it's highly unlikely they'll catch an investigation with teeth.
They do it because they're certain they'd yelled at and probably booted from the unit if they protest and it's highly unlikely they'll catch an investigation with teeth.
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We have a duty as American citizens who believe that “All men are created equal” to push back against the far right radicals who are trying to divide us.
One day, these will be the incredibly dark moments we read about in the history books.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We have a duty as American citizens who believe that “All men are created equal” to push back against the far right radicals who are trying to divide us.
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
If they can denaturalize an immigrant for made-up reasons, they can denaturalize an American-born citizen - nobody will be safe.
This whole thing is racist, but take particular note of the threat of denaturalization. That's stripping people of their citizenship, and that's the road to mass murder and atrocity.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
If they can denaturalize an immigrant for made-up reasons, they can denaturalize an American-born citizen - nobody will be safe.
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This whole thing is racist, but take particular note of the threat of denaturalization. That's stripping people of their citizenship, and that's the road to mass murder and atrocity.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This whole thing is racist, but take particular note of the threat of denaturalization. That's stripping people of their citizenship, and that's the road to mass murder and atrocity.
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I didn't realize that this picture has Ryan Lizza but I will repeat that the entire pundit class are complicit and should be tried for the conspiracy they willingly colluded on.
This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I didn't realize that this picture has Ryan Lizza but I will repeat that the entire pundit class are complicit and should be tried for the conspiracy they willingly colluded on.
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Another inexplicably vague headline I now must fix.
Well, here we go.
(📢) BREAKING NEWS: America to Launch Illegal Unilateral War Against Venezuela At Any Moment; Invasion By Land to Commence "Very Soon" to Distract American Voters From Trump-Epstein Pedophilia Scandal
Well, here we go.
(📢) BREAKING NEWS: America to Launch Illegal Unilateral War Against Venezuela At Any Moment; Invasion By Land to Commence "Very Soon" to Distract American Voters From Trump-Epstein Pedophilia Scandal
Trump says US land action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela will start ‘very soon’ | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump suggested Thursday that the United States is preparing to take new action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela, telling service members during a Thanksgiving c...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Another inexplicably vague headline I now must fix.
Well, here we go.
(📢) BREAKING NEWS: America to Launch Illegal Unilateral War Against Venezuela At Any Moment; Invasion By Land to Commence "Very Soon" to Distract American Voters From Trump-Epstein Pedophilia Scandal
Well, here we go.
(📢) BREAKING NEWS: America to Launch Illegal Unilateral War Against Venezuela At Any Moment; Invasion By Land to Commence "Very Soon" to Distract American Voters From Trump-Epstein Pedophilia Scandal
There’s no details on what this means, but Americans can rest assured this admin is burning tax money day and night at the altar of Making Things Worse.
Trump said he is not only going to “review” Afghanistan Green Cards but also Burma, Chad, Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan and Venezuela.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There’s no details on what this means, but Americans can rest assured this admin is burning tax money day and night at the altar of Making Things Worse.
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Nobody in the room did shit when he said this, but all of them would have locked arms around her if she asked super flattering questions to Trump and then it turned out she was fucking him.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nobody in the room did shit when he said this, but all of them would have locked arms around her if she asked super flattering questions to Trump and then it turned out she was fucking him.
They like trump and they want him to win.
Notice how they circle the wagons when literally anyone else attacks them; but when trump does they don’t even fucking flinch.
Notice how they circle the wagons when literally anyone else attacks them; but when trump does they don’t even fucking flinch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They like trump and they want him to win.
Notice how they circle the wagons when literally anyone else attacks them; but when trump does they don’t even fucking flinch.
Notice how they circle the wagons when literally anyone else attacks them; but when trump does they don’t even fucking flinch.
The erection part here is the giveaway that this is a fetish for him.
Which would be fine, if he went to therapy and wasn’t, you know, working to make trans people non-existent.
Which would be fine, if he went to therapy and wasn’t, you know, working to make trans people non-existent.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The erection part here is the giveaway that this is a fetish for him.
Which would be fine, if he went to therapy and wasn’t, you know, working to make trans people non-existent.
Which would be fine, if he went to therapy and wasn’t, you know, working to make trans people non-existent.
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We're manufacturing consent for the holidays
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, facing U.S. pressure and potential military intervention, may consider Turkey as a safe haven. Turkey’s president, a close ally, could offer refuge with guarantees against extradition.
Maduro’s ties to Turkey could smooth path to possible exile
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s close relationship with President Recep Tayyip Erdogan could make Turkey a possible safe harbor if he decides to flee Caracas.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We're manufacturing consent for the holidays
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“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
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It was a fucking active conspiracy and this is Astead's confession.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It was a fucking active conspiracy and this is Astead's confession.
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There is talk going around that DHS is now arresting people who fly *domestically* if they have final orders of removal.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There is talk going around that DHS is now arresting people who fly *domestically* if they have final orders of removal.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
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Responding to the worst legacy journalism story in the last decade by continuing to play the smarmy, impossibly unlikable clown that is identical to everyone involved in the scandal.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Responding to the worst legacy journalism story in the last decade by continuing to play the smarmy, impossibly unlikable clown that is identical to everyone involved in the scandal.
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An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
ICE Detained an 18-Year-Old U.S. Citizen. This Is His Story.
YouTube video by The Hometown Holler
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
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The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
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the rest of your life is going to be at least partially defined by knowing how to avoid getting scammed. you share that with your parents and grandparents and great-grandparents and ancestors going back to wherever they came from.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the rest of your life is going to be at least partially defined by knowing how to avoid getting scammed. you share that with your parents and grandparents and great-grandparents and ancestors going back to wherever they came from.