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Generally posting or replying to sports or law stuff.
Go Wolves, awwooooooooo, etc.
Go Wolves, awwooooooooo, etc.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Looking forward to Jace in the locker room unsuccessfully trying to explain to Ant that he doesn't write the headlines - still, a weird article to splash on page 1 of sports section a month into the season:
@canishoopus.bsky.social
@canishoopus.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Looking forward to Jace in the locker room unsuccessfully trying to explain to Ant that he doesn't write the headlines - still, a weird article to splash on page 1 of sports section a month into the season:
@canishoopus.bsky.social
@canishoopus.bsky.social
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Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
so good. "Amor fati, the Stoics advised—love your fate."
Ryan Lizza writes like Garth Marenghi
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
so good. "Amor fati, the Stoics advised—love your fate."
Can’t believe they didn’t call it something appropriately stupid like IN6IDIOU6
‘INSIDIOUS 6’ has wrapped filming.
• Directed by Jacob Chase
• Starring Lin Shaye, Amelia Eve, & Brandon Perea
In theaters on August 21, 2026.
• Directed by Jacob Chase
• Starring Lin Shaye, Amelia Eve, & Brandon Perea
In theaters on August 21, 2026.
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Can’t believe they didn’t call it something appropriately stupid like IN6IDIOU6
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Rick Steves about to tour that ass!!!!
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Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.
Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rick Steves about to tour that ass!!!!
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There are cursed stats, then there is “Ja’Marr Chase has made 3 tackles today.”
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There are cursed stats, then there is “Ja’Marr Chase has made 3 tackles today.”
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What we might refer to as a "Kavanaugh Stop"
WOW. The lead plaintiff is a Latino man who's been here legally for 24 years. He was grabbed off the street by plainclothes federal agents who didn't even ASK about his status.
He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.
He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What we might refer to as a "Kavanaugh Stop"
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I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!
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i find the “maybe kash patel isn’t fit to lead the FBI” stuff to be very funny. yeah, no shit!
September 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i find the “maybe kash patel isn’t fit to lead the FBI” stuff to be very funny. yeah, no shit!
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Here's the Letter to the Editor I was worked up enough to write about Karen Tolkkinen's inane article.
September 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Here's the Letter to the Editor I was worked up enough to write about Karen Tolkkinen's inane article.
This is an insane quote to give a newspaper:
“I don’t think we could have imagined a better outcome than where we landed,” Pohlad said.
“I don’t think we could have imagined a better outcome than where we landed,” Pohlad said.
The Pohlad family will retain ownership of the Minnesota Twins, the team said Wednesday, 10 months after announcing their intention to sell the franchise.
Live: Pohlad family will not sell Minnesota Twins
Two minority partners will come on but the family, which has owned the team since 1984, has reversed course on its plan to sell.
bit.ly
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is an insane quote to give a newspaper:
“I don’t think we could have imagined a better outcome than where we landed,” Pohlad said.
“I don’t think we could have imagined a better outcome than where we landed,” Pohlad said.
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
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Opinion: What does it mean to make television shows about food in a world where people are dying because they don’t have any?
Zimmern: A chef’s dilemma as the people of Gaza starve
"How do I reconcile the joyful absurdity of trying 20 kinds of ramen in Tokyo with the knowledge that my tax dollars help fund weapons that crater bakeries in Rafah?" chef Andrew Zimmern writes.
www.startribune.com
August 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Opinion: What does it mean to make television shows about food in a world where people are dying because they don’t have any?
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I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.
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Padres are the most "giving eggplant emoji" team
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Padres are the most "giving eggplant emoji" team
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins