samwise the small button
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He/him | 27 | a lil Bi | amateur dungeon master, professional dork | I have 8 intelligence but act like I have 20 | 🇵🇭🇭🇰🇬🇧 | DMs open
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Don't delete the part of you that is cringe. Delete the part that cringes
Y'all not ready for the karaoke aftermath if the new pope is pinoy
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Y'all not ready for the karaoke aftermath if the new pope is pinoy
The pope may have died but today is the day of our Lorde
April 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The pope may have died but today is the day of our Lorde
Wrestlers really are just theatre kids with a gym subscription
April 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wrestlers really are just theatre kids with a gym subscription
You ever think after so many "this changes everything" ai posts that something good would have happened because of ai? Not the fact that Miyazaki is not even dead yet but is already rolling in his grave?
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You ever think after so many "this changes everything" ai posts that something good would have happened because of ai? Not the fact that Miyazaki is not even dead yet but is already rolling in his grave?
I don't care about you I'm drunk and just wanna know if we are playing DND this weekend!!!!!!!!!!
March 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I don't care about you I'm drunk and just wanna know if we are playing DND this weekend!!!!!!!!!!
The core core circle jerk in the comment section be like: "I like committee of affairs but it isn't #corecore anymore" on a hope core video that ALSO isn't true core core
March 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The core core circle jerk in the comment section be like: "I like committee of affairs but it isn't #corecore anymore" on a hope core video that ALSO isn't true core core
Are you emotionally repressed or are you actually secretly British?
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Are you emotionally repressed or are you actually secretly British?
are ya skeetin son?
March 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
are ya skeetin son?
The time bomb hug at the end of the new Fortiche music video is keeping me alive for at least another year
March 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The time bomb hug at the end of the new Fortiche music video is keeping me alive for at least another year
Why would I stop smoking have you seen those ppl in their 80s that have smoked for like 60 years? They're always cool as fuck. They only erased the bad years
March 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why would I stop smoking have you seen those ppl in their 80s that have smoked for like 60 years? They're always cool as fuck. They only erased the bad years
The phrase "lock-in" has really saved an entire generation from collapsing huh
March 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The phrase "lock-in" has really saved an entire generation from collapsing huh
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Don't delete the part of you that is cringe. Delete the part that cringes
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Don't delete the part of you that is cringe. Delete the part that cringes
Oh no winter is ending I'm getting perceived again
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh no winter is ending I'm getting perceived again
Real talk you know if a tiktok / reel / whatever features a slice of bread — it's a banger video. Some generic white dude who doesn't have his face on camera is about to either do something weirdly impressive, or through a bread slice do something very emotional.
Never skip a bread video
Never skip a bread video
March 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Real talk you know if a tiktok / reel / whatever features a slice of bread — it's a banger video. Some generic white dude who doesn't have his face on camera is about to either do something weirdly impressive, or through a bread slice do something very emotional.
Never skip a bread video
Never skip a bread video
I bring the O in OCD
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I bring the O in OCD
Who would have thought that if you mention DND in your hinge profile, you'd match with ppl that like DND
March 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Who would have thought that if you mention DND in your hinge profile, you'd match with ppl that like DND
The they/thems love DND content on the hinge profile
February 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The they/thems love DND content on the hinge profile
I want so bad to be a 1 star letterboxd capital H hater but let's be real I'm a 3 and a 1/2 star liker
February 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I want so bad to be a 1 star letterboxd capital H hater but let's be real I'm a 3 and a 1/2 star liker
Is he hot or is he a skinny tattoo'd white guy on stage with a guitar?
February 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is he hot or is he a skinny tattoo'd white guy on stage with a guitar?
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1 minute unskippable grammarly ad on YouTube I'm about to put a toaster in the bathtub
February 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
1 minute unskippable grammarly ad on YouTube I'm about to put a toaster in the bathtub
I don't believe in asking questions anonymously. All I want it is to hold prolonged eye contact w you as I "yes and" the most heinous horny shit you have ever delivered to another sentient being
February 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don't believe in asking questions anonymously. All I want it is to hold prolonged eye contact w you as I "yes and" the most heinous horny shit you have ever delivered to another sentient being
No one tells you that when you volunteer to host lunch with friends it means drinking 2 bottles of wine on a sunday afternoon (literally this always happens)
February 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
No one tells you that when you volunteer to host lunch with friends it means drinking 2 bottles of wine on a sunday afternoon (literally this always happens)