David Smitten
@smitten.bsky.social
Founder and Principal, Norterra Law PLLC; Canada-US (AB/AZ) Licensed Lawyer focusing on Cross-Border Business, Immigration, Tax, and Estate Planning. This account is a mix of professional and personal observations/venting.
Thought I’d check in on the game and…
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
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October 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Thought I’d check in on the game and…
It would be so much easier in skates, but, for some reason, the guy who skipped when I tried it “discouraged” me from doing that.
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It would be so much easier in skates, but, for some reason, the guy who skipped when I tried it “discouraged” me from doing that.
Happy birthday. Now hurry up and catch up to me, would you?
February 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy birthday. Now hurry up and catch up to me, would you?
That goal was ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That goal was ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
I don’t think that word means what you think that it means.
December 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I don’t think that word means what you think that it means.
Time is a flat loop, my friend.
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
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November 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Time is a flat loop, my friend.
You're a BRAND, now?? Just try to remember us little people.
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
You're a BRAND, now?? Just try to remember us little people.
You should absolutely not Google Tom Horne, the Superintendent of *Public* Instruction in Arizona, and his position on vouchers.
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 AM
You should absolutely not Google Tom Horne, the Superintendent of *Public* Instruction in Arizona, and his position on vouchers.
Those guys are going to be really embarrassed tomorrow when they watch film and realize that wasn't Connor.
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Those guys are going to be really embarrassed tomorrow when they watch film and realize that wasn't Connor.
It feels very 2005 Minnesota Wild-like, doesn’t it?
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM
It feels very 2005 Minnesota Wild-like, doesn’t it?
Do they have a PP3? Just a thought…
November 19, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Do they have a PP3? Just a thought…
Is Josh Brown playing on the power play? Please tell me Josh Brown is on the PP.
November 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Is Josh Brown playing on the power play? Please tell me Josh Brown is on the PP.
At least he didn’t break a hip.
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
At least he didn’t break a hip.
Hey, at least Tyson didn’t break a hip.
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Hey, at least Tyson didn’t break a hip.
That’s the problem with putting him on the 4th. He’s not a year or two into his career. He’s fully formed. Has to play an offensive role. They aren’t going to make him into a checker.
November 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
That’s the problem with putting him on the 4th. He’s not a year or two into his career. He’s fully formed. Has to play an offensive role. They aren’t going to make him into a checker.
Fan fiction is an addictive thing, isn't it?
November 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Fan fiction is an addictive thing, isn't it?
These things happen
a young girl in a red sweater is sitting on a bench and saying `` sorry , spy time '' .
ALT: a young girl in a red sweater is sitting on a bench and saying `` sorry , spy time '' .
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November 12, 2024 at 7:12 PM
These things happen
At the rate that the rational demographic is leaving the bird app, the Venn diagram between it and TS has to be getting pretty close to a single, overlapped circle
November 12, 2024 at 6:07 PM
At the rate that the rational demographic is leaving the bird app, the Venn diagram between it and TS has to be getting pretty close to a single, overlapped circle
All hail, Wanye. Or BaggedMilk. Hey, we’ll take what we can get.
a group of aliens are standing next to each other .
ALT: a group of aliens are standing next to each other .
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November 12, 2024 at 3:49 AM
All hail, Wanye. Or BaggedMilk. Hey, we’ll take what we can get.