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Bud_Sudson
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Good gracious/ass is quite spacious
Albert Belle YouTube highlights tonight queen?
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
lol that’s like textbook targeting
September 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My friend Liz’s (not a fan of football) take on watching an NFL game
“It’s so irritating. The guy yells a lot of gibberish and they go a few feet and they do it all over again”
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes you’re watching something and then Philip Baker Hall appears and it gets better.
August 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Burnt ends and fried brussel sprouts day ata mama jeans
June 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Phone convo with my dad today(107 heat index)
D: what have you been up to?
M: trying to stay out of the heat what about you
D: getting over an ear and sinus infection but your pawpaw needed help tilling the garden and I helped your uncle cut logs

Old country guys are made from something different
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Started back at the gym and now my pre-workout consists of 2 cups of black coffee and a Pall Mall blue.
June 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Why, yes, I am hungover and watching the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards on YouTube why do you ask?
February 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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You gotta understand the difference between the Eagles being up big on the Chiefs and the Falcons being up big on the Pats is that those were, and I cannot stress this enough, the Atlanta Falcons
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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(Bryan Cranston voiceover)

Huggies is redefining the very meaning of leak protection…through the power of AI
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Shocking but hardly surprising that Fox Sports is putting Cleatus The NFL Robot front and center in its Super Bowl coverage despite his extremely well-documented actions on January 6. That's the country we live in now.
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m about sick and tired of being such a fucking fool.
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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"At 39%, this 2011 sequel holds the lowest score for a Pixar film on Rotten Tomatoes, but it's perhaps more infamous for one theatergoer's unfortunate incident involving beans."
This had better ask about Dril
February 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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You: "Hey Jeff, what are some bangers where they only mention the song title ONCE and it's the LAST line of the song."

Me (finishing third cup of coffee):
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Up the Junction - Squeeze
Running to Stand Still - U2
February 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Much more hammer use this week
January 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Holy lord
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Dueting Fairytale of New York with my ventriloquist dummy Boe Jiden and he's hitting that F-slur really hard and adding a couple of extra ones to boot. I don't approve but it is Christmas after all and the people at the bus stop seem to be digging it.
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 AM
All I’m saying is that Joe Biden could use some law to allow me to live rent free for the rest of my life and yet he refuses
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
You dunk your Wendy’s fries in your frosty. I dip mine in Wendy’s chili. We are not the same.
November 30, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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[to lifeguard for second time in same day] thank you
November 26, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Me: I guess you could say you're getting a little..........long in the tooth lol
Dracula: Oh my God, dude. Find literally anything else to joke about. Are you recording this for TikTok?
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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This wasn’t the bawitdaba we wanted but this was the bawitdaba we deserve
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM