Ben
@smithben.bsky.social
Tired lawyer in London. Books, baking, burgeoning existential dread. 🏳️🌈
The rush of a colleague telling you you look skinny is better than (what I imagine cocaine feels like).
May 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The rush of a colleague telling you you look skinny is better than (what I imagine cocaine feels like).
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Asked if Keir Starmer still believes that a trans woman is a woman, his spokesman replies "no".
Says that trans women must now use men's bathrooms
Says that trans women must now use men's bathrooms
April 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Is the wheel of time actually genuinely good this season?
March 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is the wheel of time actually genuinely good this season?
Not me crying at the great pottery pot off finale
March 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not me crying at the great pottery pot off finale
The sun is shining and there’s a new gaga album full of bops and I’m instantly 50% less depressed.
March 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The sun is shining and there’s a new gaga album full of bops and I’m instantly 50% less depressed.
Every week Severance just reveals the biggest freak you’ve ever seen on screen.
March 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every week Severance just reveals the biggest freak you’ve ever seen on screen.
Zelensky should be allowed to hunt JD Vance like a wild animal.
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Zelensky should be allowed to hunt JD Vance like a wild animal.
Love 2 spend 70 quid on a ticket for a sub- 2 hour journey on a train that smells like piss.
February 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Love 2 spend 70 quid on a ticket for a sub- 2 hour journey on a train that smells like piss.
You really can gauge how depressed and overwhelmed I am by how many books I’m buying at any given moment
February 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
You really can gauge how depressed and overwhelmed I am by how many books I’m buying at any given moment
Oh god that annoying onlyfans farmer couple have gone mask off ‘LGB without the T’ Tory.
February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh god that annoying onlyfans farmer couple have gone mask off ‘LGB without the T’ Tory.
Enjoying all your ugly boyfriend reveals today xx
February 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Enjoying all your ugly boyfriend reveals today xx
In hindsight it really was insane that drag race did a wizard of oz challenge featuring the cast of Little Women LA
February 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
In hindsight it really was insane that drag race did a wizard of oz challenge featuring the cast of Little Women LA
So Trump tariffs bullshit is just cover for Musk and co destroying the American administrative state, right?
February 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
So Trump tariffs bullshit is just cover for Musk and co destroying the American administrative state, right?
If the “”Deep State”” as the far right conspiracists think of it actually existed, Elon Musk would have fallen out of a window by now.
February 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If the “”Deep State”” as the far right conspiracists think of it actually existed, Elon Musk would have fallen out of a window by now.
Someone slap me, I’m considering downloading Hinge/Timder/whatever we’re using these days
February 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Someone slap me, I’m considering downloading Hinge/Timder/whatever we’re using these days
Think I have some sort of delusional body dysmorphia going on where I think I look quite good with a buzzcut.
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Think I have some sort of delusional body dysmorphia going on where I think I look quite good with a buzzcut.
I’ve seen enough, Onya Nurve is my winner of season 17.
February 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’ve seen enough, Onya Nurve is my winner of season 17.
Drafting complicated restrictive covenants on a Saturday morning, regretting my life choices.
February 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Drafting complicated restrictive covenants on a Saturday morning, regretting my life choices.
Absolutely criminal that Paul W Downs is straight.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Absolutely criminal that Paul W Downs is straight.
So Trump is intentionally trying to crash the US economy a week in, is that right?
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So Trump is intentionally trying to crash the US economy a week in, is that right?
There needs to be a word for the weird almost imposter syndrome you have when someone “too hot” messages you on the apps and you assume it’s a catfish or a scam.
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
There needs to be a word for the weird almost imposter syndrome you have when someone “too hot” messages you on the apps and you assume it’s a catfish or a scam.
The thing you have to remember when reading stories like this is that 90% of employment judges are incompetent idiots
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
Nurse can refer to transgender doctor as a man in legal victory
Tribunal rules ‘misgendering’ is not harassment after Sandy Peggie claims she was forced to get changed in front of trans woman
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The thing you have to remember when reading stories like this is that 90% of employment judges are incompetent idiots
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
The thing you have to remember when reading stories like this is that 90% of employment judges are incompetent idiots
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
Nurse can refer to transgender doctor as a man in legal victory
Tribunal rules ‘misgendering’ is not harassment after Sandy Peggie claims she was forced to get changed in front of trans woman
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The thing you have to remember when reading stories like this is that 90% of employment judges are incompetent idiots
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01...