Shawn Freebern
@smf.bsky.social
Freelance overthinker
He/him, raising kids & cats in Vermont
Great at starting projects, not great at completing them
He/him, raising kids & cats in Vermont
Great at starting projects, not great at completing them
I’ll go along with that thing, nice work being a trendsetter.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’ll go along with that thing, nice work being a trendsetter.
You can enjoy this netflix price chart for a bit before doing any research about it!
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You can enjoy this netflix price chart for a bit before doing any research about it!
Sounds 100% non gmo, it was developed by hand by this one guy from international fruit genetics. Totally non gmo.
What does the G in GMO stand for again? I always forget.
What does the G in GMO stand for again? I always forget.
August 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sounds 100% non gmo, it was developed by hand by this one guy from international fruit genetics. Totally non gmo.
What does the G in GMO stand for again? I always forget.
What does the G in GMO stand for again? I always forget.
Costco had these chips recently, which led to plenty of family commentary. Infusing potatoes with dill seems possible, but how exactly do you infuse sea salt with "gourmet"? Is the salt itself infused with dill? etc
Questionable marketing aside, they were awesome.
Questionable marketing aside, they were awesome.
July 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Costco had these chips recently, which led to plenty of family commentary. Infusing potatoes with dill seems possible, but how exactly do you infuse sea salt with "gourmet"? Is the salt itself infused with dill? etc
Questionable marketing aside, they were awesome.
Questionable marketing aside, they were awesome.
@labsplaining.bsky.social finally followed up on that sourdough pane al cioccolato! Convection + cast iron combo made it a bit dark (plus ummm, not paying attention at the end of the bake) but inside it’s perfect 😋
July 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@labsplaining.bsky.social finally followed up on that sourdough pane al cioccolato! Convection + cast iron combo made it a bit dark (plus ummm, not paying attention at the end of the bake) but inside it’s perfect 😋
I got that curse the other day while playing a card game
July 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I got that curse the other day while playing a card game
Parsnip has a new favorite cat bed. Luxurious.
July 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Parsnip has a new favorite cat bed. Luxurious.
Plenty of bad news today! Here’s an emergency strawberry tart with a graham cracker crust and surprisingly good vegan cream cheese layer.
(Emergency because I had strawberries going bad, not because of the state of the world, but I mean… eating it does make me feel a little better)
(Emergency because I had strawberries going bad, not because of the state of the world, but I mean… eating it does make me feel a little better)
June 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Plenty of bad news today! Here’s an emergency strawberry tart with a graham cracker crust and surprisingly good vegan cream cheese layer.
(Emergency because I had strawberries going bad, not because of the state of the world, but I mean… eating it does make me feel a little better)
(Emergency because I had strawberries going bad, not because of the state of the world, but I mean… eating it does make me feel a little better)
I’ll reply with this photo of Pom Pom, I think she’s accurately representing today’s vibe.
May 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’ll reply with this photo of Pom Pom, I think she’s accurately representing today’s vibe.
Pom likes this idea but wants a share of the profits. She’s a tough negotiator.
March 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pom likes this idea but wants a share of the profits. She’s a tough negotiator.
Look what I accomplished earlier this week! Pancake gnome of doom. My 14yo daughter was like… wow dad that’s something. Then she ate 1/3 of it and went to school hungry. I don’t think any of this is a success story.
March 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Look what I accomplished earlier this week! Pancake gnome of doom. My 14yo daughter was like… wow dad that’s something. Then she ate 1/3 of it and went to school hungry. I don’t think any of this is a success story.
I don't save many meme type things, but I keep this one handy.
March 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don't save many meme type things, but I keep this one handy.
Finally opened up facebook and yes, there's still a message sitting there. Not sure if it'll be there after 30 days & not sure if I'll wait to see. Thanks for testing!
January 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Finally opened up facebook and yes, there's still a message sitting there. Not sure if it'll be there after 30 days & not sure if I'll wait to see. Thanks for testing!
Fondue tonight! 5ish pounds of various Swiss cheeses ready to melt
December 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Fondue tonight! 5ish pounds of various Swiss cheeses ready to melt
For some reason emoji kitchen does... this
November 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
For some reason emoji kitchen does... this
Here’s Parsnip relaxing, yes she is as soft as she looks.
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Here’s Parsnip relaxing, yes she is as soft as she looks.
For your following feed, yes! Settings -> Following Feed -> Show Reposts
November 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
For your following feed, yes! Settings -> Following Feed -> Show Reposts
I’ve never wanted to subtweet anyone (rarely want to tweet at all tbh) but I agree on the cat pics. How much better would life be if we could all just check out like Pom
November 7, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I’ve never wanted to subtweet anyone (rarely want to tweet at all tbh) but I agree on the cat pics. How much better would life be if we could all just check out like Pom
Here’s Parsnip & Pom Pom on the couch. They are not friends, but sometimes a clean quilt is just too appealing and they both need to shed on it ASAP.
October 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Here’s Parsnip & Pom Pom on the couch. They are not friends, but sometimes a clean quilt is just too appealing and they both need to shed on it ASAP.
Bonus Parsnip relaxing in the morning sun 🎉
October 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Bonus Parsnip relaxing in the morning sun 🎉
Solidarity!
We haven’t heard when the power’s coming back, but until then we’re listening to the delightful sounds of a 30+ year old constantly misfiring engine.
We haven’t heard when the power’s coming back, but until then we’re listening to the delightful sounds of a 30+ year old constantly misfiring engine.
August 10, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Solidarity!
We haven’t heard when the power’s coming back, but until then we’re listening to the delightful sounds of a 30+ year old constantly misfiring engine.
We haven’t heard when the power’s coming back, but until then we’re listening to the delightful sounds of a 30+ year old constantly misfiring engine.
We’re experiencing exactly that issue now. They’re done, but crispier than we’d like. Should they have been underbaked and firm up afterwards? Probably.
They’re shaped like cookies though!
They’re shaped like cookies though!
October 29, 2023 at 1:24 AM
We’re experiencing exactly that issue now. They’re done, but crispier than we’d like. Should they have been underbaked and firm up afterwards? Probably.
They’re shaped like cookies though!
They’re shaped like cookies though!
Parsnip wants us to believe she's sooooo big. Simply impossible to fit in a chair properly.
October 4, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Parsnip wants us to believe she's sooooo big. Simply impossible to fit in a chair properly.
Polka liked to sit on my shoulder :)
October 1, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Polka liked to sit on my shoulder :)
