Hey @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social , the school board here in Alberta ( the Texas of Canada), is banning Looking for Alaska in all grades, apparently it’s too risqué for an 18 year old in grade 12 (insert eye rolling emoji here) @hankgreen.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hey @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social , the school board here in Alberta ( the Texas of Canada), is banning Looking for Alaska in all grades, apparently it’s too risqué for an 18 year old in grade 12 (insert eye rolling emoji here) @hankgreen.bsky.social
Every other country should rename the gulf of mexico so it's just full of random names in parentheses.
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Every other country should rename the gulf of mexico so it's just full of random names in parentheses.
It's almost Valentines Day, if you haven't ordered your 30lb tub of mayonnaise for your loved one yet it might be too late.
February 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's almost Valentines Day, if you haven't ordered your 30lb tub of mayonnaise for your loved one yet it might be too late.
This is what happens to your body if you only eat pizza your whole life.
January 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is what happens to your body if you only eat pizza your whole life.
It's -23 where I live, which is just a normal winter day, a bit chilly.
Monday in Washington for the Trump inauguration it's gonna be -4 and sunny, a nice early Spring temperature.
Trump: "THERE'S AN ARCTIC POLAR VORTEX, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE CAPITOL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Monday in Washington for the Trump inauguration it's gonna be -4 and sunny, a nice early Spring temperature.
Trump: "THERE'S AN ARCTIC POLAR VORTEX, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE CAPITOL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
January 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's -23 where I live, which is just a normal winter day, a bit chilly.
Monday in Washington for the Trump inauguration it's gonna be -4 and sunny, a nice early Spring temperature.
Trump: "THERE'S AN ARCTIC POLAR VORTEX, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE CAPITOL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Monday in Washington for the Trump inauguration it's gonna be -4 and sunny, a nice early Spring temperature.
Trump: "THERE'S AN ARCTIC POLAR VORTEX, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE CAPITOL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
No more will I lie awake at night, wishing I had a way to make square eggs.
I've rediscovered a lost technology, and I think it may save the planet.
I've rediscovered a lost technology, and I think it may save the planet.
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No more will I lie awake at night, wishing I had a way to make square eggs.
I've rediscovered a lost technology, and I think it may save the planet.
I've rediscovered a lost technology, and I think it may save the planet.
I think whoever made this race route VASTLY overestimated the athletic abilities of 5 year olds.
January 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think whoever made this race route VASTLY overestimated the athletic abilities of 5 year olds.
Whoever's making bots is barely even trying now. Unless it's just one woman with split personalities. That's probably it.
January 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Whoever's making bots is barely even trying now. Unless it's just one woman with split personalities. That's probably it.
Why is Aubrey Plaza on this Kenny Rogers album from 1978?
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Why is Aubrey Plaza on this Kenny Rogers album from 1978?
I didn't get the gyro-electric destroyer I asked for for Christmas.
December 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I didn't get the gyro-electric destroyer I asked for for Christmas.
My CD is weirdly popular in Argentina. I'm confused.
December 14, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My CD is weirdly popular in Argentina. I'm confused.
I finally watched Wicked, and it.... wasn't quite what I expected after reading the posts on here about it.
December 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I finally watched Wicked, and it.... wasn't quite what I expected after reading the posts on here about it.
My gingerbread house was a resounding success.
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
My gingerbread house was a resounding success.
I prefer my fish with at least 50% ash
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I prefer my fish with at least 50% ash
I don't know what you're doing if pink and purple smoke bombs are needed for camouflage, but whatever it is I am definitely down for it
November 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I don't know what you're doing if pink and purple smoke bombs are needed for camouflage, but whatever it is I am definitely down for it
I can't wait for my first royalty payment from my music! At this rate I'll have made a million by the year 85358!
open.spotify.com/artist/4gArp...
open.spotify.com/artist/4gArp...
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I can't wait for my first royalty payment from my music! At this rate I'll have made a million by the year 85358!
open.spotify.com/artist/4gArp...
open.spotify.com/artist/4gArp...
I did it.
I solved philosophy (and killed 70 people)
I solved philosophy (and killed 70 people)
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I did it.
I solved philosophy (and killed 70 people)
I solved philosophy (and killed 70 people)
This account is now just pictures of pages from the 1993 sears wish book apparently
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
This account is now just pictures of pages from the 1993 sears wish book apparently
All the cool kids had the sega game gear battery pack that clips on to your belt
November 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
All the cool kids had the sega game gear battery pack that clips on to your belt
I found a 1993 wish book
I better get magic Johnson’s double jam for Christmas
I better get magic Johnson’s double jam for Christmas
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I found a 1993 wish book
I better get magic Johnson’s double jam for Christmas
I better get magic Johnson’s double jam for Christmas
I drove through Manitoba and didn't see a single polar bear
Manitoba, your sign is a lie!
Manitoba, your sign is a lie!
November 22, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I drove through Manitoba and didn't see a single polar bear
Manitoba, your sign is a lie!
Manitoba, your sign is a lie!
