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@smel.bsky.social
a girlfriend is a sister that you can have sex with 🫶
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
a girlfriend is a sister that you can have sex with 🫶
last night at a cookout i told a soft-spoken, slightly older woman that i had been off work for two weeks and have to go back on monday and she gently smiled and said "at this point, i'd be crying"
June 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
last night at a cookout i told a soft-spoken, slightly older woman that i had been off work for two weeks and have to go back on monday and she gently smiled and said "at this point, i'd be crying"
asking the guy who left the seat up in the coffee shop bathroom if he grew up in a barn
May 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
asking the guy who left the seat up in the coffee shop bathroom if he grew up in a barn
learning how to do things incrementally
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
learning how to do things incrementally
be right back, i have to get my towels out of the drying machine
March 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
be right back, i have to get my towels out of the drying machine
how many times a week is it ok to have a burger
March 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
how many times a week is it ok to have a burger
today the person i look up to at my job told me he considers me his creative partner at work and it made me so happy
March 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
today the person i look up to at my job told me he considers me his creative partner at work and it made me so happy
woke up to it snowing outside, sat on the couch and looked out the window, made breakfast, took a walk and got coffee, came home and vacuumed, ate lunch, dyed some paper, started a painting, called my mom, went to the garden store and bought pesticides, came home and made dinner, did the dishes,
February 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
woke up to it snowing outside, sat on the couch and looked out the window, made breakfast, took a walk and got coffee, came home and vacuumed, ate lunch, dyed some paper, started a painting, called my mom, went to the garden store and bought pesticides, came home and made dinner, did the dishes,
you know it's good if it's on tubi
February 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
you know it's good if it's on tubi
i started a line a day journal ~3 months ago. small time commitment and easy to catch up on. i often forget things that have happened and lose context of how often i spend time with people/on things i care about, so it’s nice to be able to skim a page and recall a whole month of life.
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i started a line a day journal ~3 months ago. small time commitment and easy to catch up on. i often forget things that have happened and lose context of how often i spend time with people/on things i care about, so it’s nice to be able to skim a page and recall a whole month of life.
how it feels when i'm sitting on my couch getting slack notifications on my phone and ignoring my work computer (which is 10 feet away from me)
February 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
how it feels when i'm sitting on my couch getting slack notifications on my phone and ignoring my work computer (which is 10 feet away from me)
called my dad earlier and asked what he was up to - he said he was watching tv and construction videos on youtube and i was like “you got the tv on and you’re watching youtube on your phone at the same time?” and he laughed and went “yeah”
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
called my dad earlier and asked what he was up to - he said he was watching tv and construction videos on youtube and i was like “you got the tv on and you’re watching youtube on your phone at the same time?” and he laughed and went “yeah”
millenial who just worked a 12-hour day in saas: i can’t believe i have a job that i am good at and that i enjoy most of the time now. so many years of grinding and suffering behind me.
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
millenial who just worked a 12-hour day in saas: i can’t believe i have a job that i am good at and that i enjoy most of the time now. so many years of grinding and suffering behind me.
hundreds of dollars on goods and services/extra twenty dollars on your gas bill bc it's winter
January 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
hundreds of dollars on goods and services/extra twenty dollars on your gas bill bc it's winter
just watched like 30 seconds of a qanon video and the visual experience was akin to reading house of leaves
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
just watched like 30 seconds of a qanon video and the visual experience was akin to reading house of leaves
living each day like a dewey subplot
January 30, 2024 at 2:30 AM
living each day like a dewey subplot
it’s ok that i found a small dried up cockroach under my couch. means my apartment is a hostile environment.
November 13, 2023 at 12:10 AM
it’s ok that i found a small dried up cockroach under my couch. means my apartment is a hostile environment.
watching an alternate version of myself play 2048 on the bus
November 8, 2023 at 12:29 AM
watching an alternate version of myself play 2048 on the bus
2 guys next to me on the bus. one’s scrolling on his phone and keeps showing the other one tweets and smiling really big. i needed this.
September 23, 2023 at 8:14 PM
2 guys next to me on the bus. one’s scrolling on his phone and keeps showing the other one tweets and smiling really big. i needed this.
something so humiliating about bending over and tying your shoes
September 23, 2023 at 1:38 AM
something so humiliating about bending over and tying your shoes
“what’s up” has gotta be one of the most beautiful phrases in the english language
August 31, 2023 at 12:10 AM
“what’s up” has gotta be one of the most beautiful phrases in the english language
i’m tired of weighing in on things. leave me out of it.
August 27, 2023 at 1:16 AM
i’m tired of weighing in on things. leave me out of it.
mom's facebook page kinda got it going on... dozens of reactions to every post
August 26, 2023 at 6:11 AM
mom's facebook page kinda got it going on... dozens of reactions to every post