MonsterMashleeCatnips🎃
@smashleecatnips.bsky.social
#1 Mario Kart 64 Grand Champion
Currently obsessed with Star Wars, BG3, and surviving out of spite
Pronouns: She/Her
Currently obsessed with Star Wars, BG3, and surviving out of spite
Pronouns: She/Her
Pinned
I think cats and video games are good and fascism is bad - currently migrating everything from the bird app
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December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Alma Montague, 34, who routinely keeps her arms folded tightly over her chest like someone might try to steal her boobs, is an expert in making new feline friends without exchanging a single word.
Autistic woman only good at body language when she’s talking to cats
An autistic woman whose resting body language says “any second I will snap and rain down fire and brimstone upon you” reportedly has no such issues when it comes to unspoken communication with cats. …
thedailytism.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Alma Montague, 34, who routinely keeps her arms folded tightly over her chest like someone might try to steal her boobs, is an expert in making new feline friends without exchanging a single word.
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i like when dogs make this face
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i like when dogs make this face
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
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time to eat my little leftovers and drink my little coffee as I watch my little videos and think my little thoughts
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
time to eat my little leftovers and drink my little coffee as I watch my little videos and think my little thoughts
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Alma Montague, 37, who exclusively wears luxurious fabrics, deep jewel tones and a permanent knowing twinkle in her eye, reportedly didn’t set out for a career as Merlin with tits, but has admitted that her eccentric dress sense could be “trying to tell me something”.
www.patreon.com/posts/143761...
www.patreon.com/posts/143761...
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Alma Montague, 37, who exclusively wears luxurious fabrics, deep jewel tones and a permanent knowing twinkle in her eye, reportedly didn’t set out for a career as Merlin with tits, but has admitted that her eccentric dress sense could be “trying to tell me something”.
www.patreon.com/posts/143761...
www.patreon.com/posts/143761...
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being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
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My million-dollar idea is a restaurant that only serves dumplings from all over the world
gyoza-only restaurant when
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My million-dollar idea is a restaurant that only serves dumplings from all over the world
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Also something about this one slays me every time
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Also something about this one slays me every time
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All the ways the next generation gives me a lot of hope. A thread/
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
All the ways the next generation gives me a lot of hope. A thread/
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10,000 acres of land north of Lake Tahoe will be returned to the Washoe Tribe of Nevada and California. Land back!
www.sfgate.com/renotahoe/ar...
www.sfgate.com/renotahoe/ar...
10,000 acres north of Lake Tahoe to be returned to California tribe
The grant toward purchasing the land was part of an $87 million funding package.
www.sfgate.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
10,000 acres of land north of Lake Tahoe will be returned to the Washoe Tribe of Nevada and California. Land back!
www.sfgate.com/renotahoe/ar...
www.sfgate.com/renotahoe/ar...
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I got to see one of my best friends today and damn, it feels so good.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I got to see one of my best friends today and damn, it feels so good.
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officially about to set something on fire over MSFT sneaking in an A/I utility in the newest Office update
if you want to delete tf out of it, go to C:\Program Files\MicrosoftOffice\root\vfs\ProgramFilesCommonX64\Microsoft Shared\Office16
and delete the "A/I" folder (obvs without the / )
if you want to delete tf out of it, go to C:\Program Files\MicrosoftOffice\root\vfs\ProgramFilesCommonX64\Microsoft Shared\Office16
and delete the "A/I" folder (obvs without the / )
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
officially about to set something on fire over MSFT sneaking in an A/I utility in the newest Office update
if you want to delete tf out of it, go to C:\Program Files\MicrosoftOffice\root\vfs\ProgramFilesCommonX64\Microsoft Shared\Office16
and delete the "A/I" folder (obvs without the / )
if you want to delete tf out of it, go to C:\Program Files\MicrosoftOffice\root\vfs\ProgramFilesCommonX64\Microsoft Shared\Office16
and delete the "A/I" folder (obvs without the / )
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You ever think about how beautiful and rare your friends are and stare into space for 10 minutes because in all the wretched terrifying universe somehow something still managed to give you the miracle of their presence?
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You ever think about how beautiful and rare your friends are and stare into space for 10 minutes because in all the wretched terrifying universe somehow something still managed to give you the miracle of their presence?
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I like keeping old notes on my phone that I have no context for or memory of writing down. it's like having a book of riddles that I will never know the answer to
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I like keeping old notes on my phone that I have no context for or memory of writing down. it's like having a book of riddles that I will never know the answer to
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If smoochin kittycats on their lil noggins is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If smoochin kittycats on their lil noggins is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right
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TFW the coffeeshop has a cool looking drink with a long name you just know you're gonna stumble over so you practice before ordering it 🫣
Pippa Durham, 31, visits her local cafe every Saturday for a tea and an almond croissant. She first fancied a cappuccino nearly three months ago and is reportedly almost ready to try asking for it.
Autistic woman deep in rehearsals for non-standard food order
An autistic woman is preparing for the performance of a lifetime as "a customer who would like something slightly different from the menu". Pippa Durham, 31, visits her local cafe every Saturday for…
thedailytism.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
TFW the coffeeshop has a cool looking drink with a long name you just know you're gonna stumble over so you practice before ordering it 🫣
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Stop using chatgpt adopt an autistic with special interests TODAY this deal wont last forever mostly cause they get overstimulated pretty fast but hey great for the environment amirite
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Stop using chatgpt adopt an autistic with special interests TODAY this deal wont last forever mostly cause they get overstimulated pretty fast but hey great for the environment amirite
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Brian Heywood's 2 new dangerous initiatives — IL26-001/IL26-638 — threaten the safety of ALL kids, especially trans & queer students, by forcing invasive genital exams on children who want to play sports.
Decline to sign these dangerous initiatives. Take the pledge here: bit.ly/WFFDecline
Decline to sign these dangerous initiatives. Take the pledge here: bit.ly/WFFDecline
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Brian Heywood's 2 new dangerous initiatives — IL26-001/IL26-638 — threaten the safety of ALL kids, especially trans & queer students, by forcing invasive genital exams on children who want to play sports.
Decline to sign these dangerous initiatives. Take the pledge here: bit.ly/WFFDecline
Decline to sign these dangerous initiatives. Take the pledge here: bit.ly/WFFDecline
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The holiday season is rough for ADHD: Sensory overload, disrupted routines, social demands, food pressure - it's a fucking executive function MARATHON.
It's even harder because so much of our culture is built around food. 🧵
It's even harder because so much of our culture is built around food. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The holiday season is rough for ADHD: Sensory overload, disrupted routines, social demands, food pressure - it's a fucking executive function MARATHON.
It's even harder because so much of our culture is built around food. 🧵
It's even harder because so much of our culture is built around food. 🧵
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me in November: OH YEAH TIME TO GET COZY
also me: as long as the sweater doesn't touch my neck and isn't too itchy and the sleeves are long enough but the bottom isn't TOO long and it's the correct colors
also me: as long as the sweater doesn't touch my neck and isn't too itchy and the sleeves are long enough but the bottom isn't TOO long and it's the correct colors
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
me in November: OH YEAH TIME TO GET COZY
also me: as long as the sweater doesn't touch my neck and isn't too itchy and the sleeves are long enough but the bottom isn't TOO long and it's the correct colors
also me: as long as the sweater doesn't touch my neck and isn't too itchy and the sleeves are long enough but the bottom isn't TOO long and it's the correct colors
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Flight attendant: anything to drink?
Me: ginger ale please
FA: sure!
Me: thank you!
(FA hands napkin)
Me: thank you!!
(FA hands ice cup)
Me: thank you!!!
(FA hands drink)
Me: thank you!!!!
FA: enjoy?
Me: thank you so much!!!!!!!
Me: ginger ale please
FA: sure!
Me: thank you!
(FA hands napkin)
Me: thank you!!
(FA hands ice cup)
Me: thank you!!!
(FA hands drink)
Me: thank you!!!!
FA: enjoy?
Me: thank you so much!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Flight attendant: anything to drink?
Me: ginger ale please
FA: sure!
Me: thank you!
(FA hands napkin)
Me: thank you!!
(FA hands ice cup)
Me: thank you!!!
(FA hands drink)
Me: thank you!!!!
FA: enjoy?
Me: thank you so much!!!!!!!
Me: ginger ale please
FA: sure!
Me: thank you!
(FA hands napkin)
Me: thank you!!
(FA hands ice cup)
Me: thank you!!!
(FA hands drink)
Me: thank you!!!!
FA: enjoy?
Me: thank you so much!!!!!!!
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Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
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Tricia Squire, 54, has reportedly decided to process your life-changing news by listing everything she remembers eating during her pregnancy 30 years ago and querying if “maybe that’s what did it?”.
“My fault?” Mum determined to make your autism diagnosis all about her
Your mother is determined to make your late autism diagnosis all about herself somehow, it has been announced. Tricia Squire, 54, has reportedly decided to process your life-changing news by listing…
thedailytism.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Tricia Squire, 54, has reportedly decided to process your life-changing news by listing everything she remembers eating during her pregnancy 30 years ago and querying if “maybe that’s what did it?”.
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I hope you find what you're looking for.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I hope you find what you're looking for.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.