smashbg
@smashbg.bsky.social
please, call me smash. mr. bg is my father
the rotating sandwiches bring me so much joy. this is what the internet was made for
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the rotating sandwiches bring me so much joy. this is what the internet was made for
I remember how we were all holding our breath in the primaries and then he won by a landslide, and I fully expect that to happen again, but still. nerves
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I remember how we were all holding our breath in the primaries and then he won by a landslide, and I fully expect that to happen again, but still. nerves
this was a real product
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this was a real product
happy birthday to miss yshura and miss decaf
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
happy birthday to miss yshura and miss decaf
Some people can accept that they're different and find community in it, and some people just microwave their own brains at being rejected by mainstream society
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Some people can accept that they're different and find community in it, and some people just microwave their own brains at being rejected by mainstream society
still not keen on the whole billionaire thing, but the rest of the coalition isn't exactly spoiling us for options. any port in a storm, i guess
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
still not keen on the whole billionaire thing, but the rest of the coalition isn't exactly spoiling us for options. any port in a storm, i guess
Duckduckgo used to be the B-tier alternative but Google has gotten so bad that it's just the superior product now
August 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Duckduckgo used to be the B-tier alternative but Google has gotten so bad that it's just the superior product now
it's true, i recently tried making scrambled eggs with Way Too Much Butter and they were unfortunately the best eggs i've ever had
July 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
it's true, i recently tried making scrambled eggs with Way Too Much Butter and they were unfortunately the best eggs i've ever had
(remembering the time a very nice woman got death threats for making her new neighbors a pot of chili) yeah
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
(remembering the time a very nice woman got death threats for making her new neighbors a pot of chili) yeah
hell yeah congratulations
May 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hell yeah congratulations
the "try to replicate the myth" part alone would have been pretty good, but "try to replicate the results" is what made it an all-timer
May 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the "try to replicate the myth" part alone would have been pretty good, but "try to replicate the results" is what made it an all-timer
do you bring a forklift to the gym so it can lift the weights for you
May 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
do you bring a forklift to the gym so it can lift the weights for you
The Outer Wilds comparisons did it few favors in this regard. If you bought Blue Prince expecting a similarly self-paced experience, you had a very rude awakening about an hour after the Steam refund window expired
April 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The Outer Wilds comparisons did it few favors in this regard. If you bought Blue Prince expecting a similarly self-paced experience, you had a very rude awakening about an hour after the Steam refund window expired
Dump them even if you're not on the dating scene tbh, you don't realize how exhausting they are until they're gone
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dump them even if you're not on the dating scene tbh, you don't realize how exhausting they are until they're gone