“Suck a t!tty by the ocean” or whatever Joyce Manor said

It really sucks that I can’t be proud of who my favorite band always was. The singer was canceled for good reason. The music and lyrics that got me through the most formative years of my life don’t hold the same meaning anymore, & that hurts at the core.

If I’m watching a recipe video and see pine nuts, I’m scrolling. You’re in a different tax bracket. I’m not trying to take out a loan for a salad.

I just saw someone call the orange guy a weaselheadedfucknugget & it’s one of the best things I’ve heard this week

Listening to the legendary @jayapal.house.gov on the #NoKings call! No Kings, No Crowns - we will not back down.

*evolves into Mega Gay™️ for the next 30 days*

Almost completely lost the ability to smell & taste over the last month or so.

Call me Senses Fail.

Over 17 years later and I’m still wondering why Lil Wayne needed to preface the entirety of Lollipop with “no homo”

she edge my micro till I soft

I wonder if Tyler, The Creator & Bruno Mars have ever talked about that one line in Yonkers

I’m just now realizing that one day when Adonis grows up, he’s gonna hear meet the grahams & have to come to terms with the fact that Kendrick dunked on his dad via a song dedicated to him.

Rap beef is truly something special.

I keep it short with a bitch - Lord Farquaad

dude, I keep trying to tell you that you wouldn’t understand the type of shit I’m on