@smarti9.bsky.social
I know you don’t care, but I want you to know.
I got a push notification for this article. What on Earth? Is this new to people? Has this not been true since this guy rode down a golden fucking escalator?
I’m losing my goddamn mind.
I’m losing my goddamn mind.
August 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I got a push notification for this article. What on Earth? Is this new to people? Has this not been true since this guy rode down a golden fucking escalator?
I’m losing my goddamn mind.
I’m losing my goddamn mind.
I dunno man a constitutional amendment to overturn citizens united?
Wow as I live and breathe.
Wow as I live and breathe.
July 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I dunno man a constitutional amendment to overturn citizens united?
Wow as I live and breathe.
Wow as I live and breathe.
I’m in.
Only 25k signatures needed to stop the Senate??
Only 25k signatures needed to stop the Senate??
July 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m in.
Only 25k signatures needed to stop the Senate??
Only 25k signatures needed to stop the Senate??
I’ve been doing this thing in my group chats I’m calling “Santana Smoothing.”
Basically I text lyrics from the international smash hit Smooth disguised as conversation.
Basically I text lyrics from the international smash hit Smooth disguised as conversation.
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’ve been doing this thing in my group chats I’m calling “Santana Smoothing.”
Basically I text lyrics from the international smash hit Smooth disguised as conversation.
Basically I text lyrics from the international smash hit Smooth disguised as conversation.
Oh I’d only waste it anyway.
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh I’d only waste it anyway.
I guess I’ll just add it to the pile of bad news I suppose.
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I guess I’ll just add it to the pile of bad news I suppose.
Sometimes it’s the small details that tell me we’re fucked
June 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sometimes it’s the small details that tell me we’re fucked
This clip lives in my head rent free.
June 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This clip lives in my head rent free.
oh snap, as I was watching the birds white smoke appeared!
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
oh snap, as I was watching the birds white smoke appeared!
look at these birds!
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
look at these birds!
Anyone who says they can see these magic eye things is a cop.
April 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Anyone who says they can see these magic eye things is a cop.
Just looking up super volcanoes for no reason.
“There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone is imminent, and such events are unlikely to occur in the next few centuries. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.”
“There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone is imminent, and such events are unlikely to occur in the next few centuries. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.”
April 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just looking up super volcanoes for no reason.
“There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone is imminent, and such events are unlikely to occur in the next few centuries. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.”
“There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone is imminent, and such events are unlikely to occur in the next few centuries. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.”
Yikes. Something about seeing it in the print editions.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yikes. Something about seeing it in the print editions.
How I was not mentioned in this article is beyond me. I need a new publicist. DMs are open
March 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How I was not mentioned in this article is beyond me. I need a new publicist. DMs are open
Just another day here in Detroit “Rock City.”
March 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just another day here in Detroit “Rock City.”
This granola is my 🔒 of the week.
March 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This granola is my 🔒 of the week.
Get Back Sessions.
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Get Back Sessions.
Lupe Fiasco- Samurai
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Lupe Fiasco- Samurai
I’ve never been so thoroughly and devastatingly taken down.
January 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’ve never been so thoroughly and devastatingly taken down.
Father John Misty - I Guess Time Makes Fools of Us All
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Father John Misty - I Guess Time Makes Fools of Us All
Radiohead - The National Anthem
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Radiohead - The National Anthem
Probably misses his old glasses
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Probably misses his old glasses