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smarti9.bsky.social
@smarti9.bsky.social
I know you don’t care, but I want you to know.
That’s lit
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I got a push notification for this article. What on Earth? Is this new to people? Has this not been true since this guy rode down a golden fucking escalator?

I’m losing my goddamn mind.
August 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I dunno man a constitutional amendment to overturn citizens united?

Wow as I live and breathe.
July 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m in.

Only 25k signatures needed to stop the Senate??
July 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’ve been doing this thing in my group chats I’m calling “Santana Smoothing.”

Basically I text lyrics from the international smash hit Smooth disguised as conversation.
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh I’d only waste it anyway.
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I guess I’ll just add it to the pile of bad news I suppose.
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sometimes it’s the small details that tell me we’re fucked
June 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This clip lives in my head rent free.
June 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
oh snap, as I was watching the birds white smoke appeared!
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
look at these birds!
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Anyone who says they can see these magic eye things is a cop.
April 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just looking up super volcanoes for no reason.

“There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone is imminent, and such events are unlikely to occur in the next few centuries. Scientists have also found no indication of an imminent smaller eruption of lava.”
April 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yikes. Something about seeing it in the print editions.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How I was not mentioned in this article is beyond me. I need a new publicist. DMs are open
March 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just another day here in Detroit “Rock City.”
March 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This granola is my 🔒 of the week.
March 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You’re good
February 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Get Back Sessions.
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lupe Fiasco- Samurai
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Bring it
January 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’ve never been so thoroughly and devastatingly taken down.
January 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Father John Misty - I Guess Time Makes Fools of Us All
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Radiohead - The National Anthem
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Probably misses his old glasses
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM