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smarti9.bsky.social
@smarti9.bsky.social
I know you don’t care, but I want you to know.
Pinned
Proceeds to just be my normal (weird) self
No one I know in IRL is here yet. Might fuck around and get a whole new personality.
Five Guys does not give a fuck about peanut allergies.

Is it a hazard walking by that place in a mall?
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have a lot of spreadsheets that I am the owner of and I’m tempted to put a hidden Dilemma tab in each of them.
Dilemma introduced a new form or texting of course
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Famous last words: Why does it have a picture of a pina colada on it? Huh oh well.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Have any of the Adam’s Family reboots or the Wednesday show used the White Stripes’ - “The Hardest Button to Button” in them?

So many White Stripes songs are just sitting there for the right horror film.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
For the documentary about the destruction of our fragile for profit health care system may I suggest The White Stripes - “Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine” for the intro montage.
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
After a late night trip to the hardware store I fixed the drain for under $10.

Some days you gotta find a win where ever you can.
Actively here in my second life trying to fix a drain. Ugh I didn’t sign up for this.
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Actively here in my second life trying to fix a drain. Ugh I didn’t sign up for this.
October 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When life is stressful going to the dentist is seen as relaxing.
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sometimes people in the internet say “we.” I do not for the life of me know what this “we” business is about, but please don’t include me.
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Was this written by AI? Who goes out of their way to do this research?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 6
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Silence is an option for some people.
Yall no one is making you write op-eds. You don’t have to write one about every major event.

We are good.
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don’t think I’m in the stages of grief.

I just go from being sad to angry and then back to sad and then back to angry.

I know I don’t control the state of the world or have any great influence on it. But I don’t accept the hatred that fills it or the on going collapse of it either.
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Currently so fucking sad, but probably moving to the next stage soon enough.
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’m founding a new start up where we will lead on rapid development of Organic AI.

You might be using organic AI and you might not even know it.
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Not to jinx it, but it seems like that stock market will go up no matter our reality simply because we want it to go up.
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Every time I fold laundry I think why isn’t AI doing this.

That is all.
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m okay once I’m out in the world. But before getting out of the house I think, man I’m only going to bum people out.
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I haven’t been listening to music and feel like maybe the absence of music is really making things feel dark.
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I once almost died eating a veggie sushi roll.

Thank god I didn’t cause that’s all people would have talked about.

“He died eating sushi? I thought he was vegan.”

“No, it was a veggie roll”

“Well that’s not even sushi, so what are we even talking about”
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Honestly, if I found Parts Unknown on HDDVD you’d probably never see me again.
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They all laughed at me when I invested in used HDDVDs. Now you are canceling subscriptions. Who’s laughing now? Hahaha
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yall no one is making you write op-eds. You don’t have to write one about every major event.

We are good.
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I can’t fucking explain it but I really have an urge to buy a coca-cola vending machine. I dunno yall.
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Working on a bit that involves a person insisting to their friends that everybody does this one random absurd thing that no one does.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don’t think I am in a place to have push notifications coming from Etsy along side news push notifications.
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM