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· Nov 29
No one I know in IRL is here yet. Might fuck around and get a whole new personality.
Proceeds to just be my normal (weird) self
Five Guys does not give a fuck about peanut allergies.
Is it a hazard walking by that place in a mall?
Is it a hazard walking by that place in a mall?
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Five Guys does not give a fuck about peanut allergies.
Is it a hazard walking by that place in a mall?
Is it a hazard walking by that place in a mall?
I have a lot of spreadsheets that I am the owner of and I’m tempted to put a hidden Dilemma tab in each of them.
Dilemma introduced a new form or texting of course
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I have a lot of spreadsheets that I am the owner of and I’m tempted to put a hidden Dilemma tab in each of them.
Famous last words: Why does it have a picture of a pina colada on it? Huh oh well.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Famous last words: Why does it have a picture of a pina colada on it? Huh oh well.
Have any of the Adam’s Family reboots or the Wednesday show used the White Stripes’ - “The Hardest Button to Button” in them?
So many White Stripes songs are just sitting there for the right horror film.
So many White Stripes songs are just sitting there for the right horror film.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Have any of the Adam’s Family reboots or the Wednesday show used the White Stripes’ - “The Hardest Button to Button” in them?
So many White Stripes songs are just sitting there for the right horror film.
So many White Stripes songs are just sitting there for the right horror film.
For the documentary about the destruction of our fragile for profit health care system may I suggest The White Stripes - “Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine” for the intro montage.
October 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
For the documentary about the destruction of our fragile for profit health care system may I suggest The White Stripes - “Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine” for the intro montage.
After a late night trip to the hardware store I fixed the drain for under $10.
Some days you gotta find a win where ever you can.
Some days you gotta find a win where ever you can.
Actively here in my second life trying to fix a drain. Ugh I didn’t sign up for this.
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
After a late night trip to the hardware store I fixed the drain for under $10.
Some days you gotta find a win where ever you can.
Some days you gotta find a win where ever you can.
Actively here in my second life trying to fix a drain. Ugh I didn’t sign up for this.
October 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Actively here in my second life trying to fix a drain. Ugh I didn’t sign up for this.
When life is stressful going to the dentist is seen as relaxing.
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When life is stressful going to the dentist is seen as relaxing.
Sometimes people in the internet say “we.” I do not for the life of me know what this “we” business is about, but please don’t include me.
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes people in the internet say “we.” I do not for the life of me know what this “we” business is about, but please don’t include me.
Was this written by AI? Who goes out of their way to do this research?
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Was this written by AI? Who goes out of their way to do this research?
Silence is an option for some people.
Yall no one is making you write op-eds. You don’t have to write one about every major event.
We are good.
We are good.
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Silence is an option for some people.
I don’t think I’m in the stages of grief.
I just go from being sad to angry and then back to sad and then back to angry.
I know I don’t control the state of the world or have any great influence on it. But I don’t accept the hatred that fills it or the on going collapse of it either.
I just go from being sad to angry and then back to sad and then back to angry.
I know I don’t control the state of the world or have any great influence on it. But I don’t accept the hatred that fills it or the on going collapse of it either.
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don’t think I’m in the stages of grief.
I just go from being sad to angry and then back to sad and then back to angry.
I know I don’t control the state of the world or have any great influence on it. But I don’t accept the hatred that fills it or the on going collapse of it either.
I just go from being sad to angry and then back to sad and then back to angry.
I know I don’t control the state of the world or have any great influence on it. But I don’t accept the hatred that fills it or the on going collapse of it either.
Currently so fucking sad, but probably moving to the next stage soon enough.
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Currently so fucking sad, but probably moving to the next stage soon enough.
I’m founding a new start up where we will lead on rapid development of Organic AI.
You might be using organic AI and you might not even know it.
You might be using organic AI and you might not even know it.
October 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m founding a new start up where we will lead on rapid development of Organic AI.
You might be using organic AI and you might not even know it.
You might be using organic AI and you might not even know it.
Not to jinx it, but it seems like that stock market will go up no matter our reality simply because we want it to go up.
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Not to jinx it, but it seems like that stock market will go up no matter our reality simply because we want it to go up.
Every time I fold laundry I think why isn’t AI doing this.
That is all.
That is all.
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Every time I fold laundry I think why isn’t AI doing this.
That is all.
That is all.
I’m okay once I’m out in the world. But before getting out of the house I think, man I’m only going to bum people out.
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m okay once I’m out in the world. But before getting out of the house I think, man I’m only going to bum people out.
I haven’t been listening to music and feel like maybe the absence of music is really making things feel dark.
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I haven’t been listening to music and feel like maybe the absence of music is really making things feel dark.
I once almost died eating a veggie sushi roll.
Thank god I didn’t cause that’s all people would have talked about.
“He died eating sushi? I thought he was vegan.”
“No, it was a veggie roll”
“Well that’s not even sushi, so what are we even talking about”
Thank god I didn’t cause that’s all people would have talked about.
“He died eating sushi? I thought he was vegan.”
“No, it was a veggie roll”
“Well that’s not even sushi, so what are we even talking about”
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I once almost died eating a veggie sushi roll.
Thank god I didn’t cause that’s all people would have talked about.
“He died eating sushi? I thought he was vegan.”
“No, it was a veggie roll”
“Well that’s not even sushi, so what are we even talking about”
Thank god I didn’t cause that’s all people would have talked about.
“He died eating sushi? I thought he was vegan.”
“No, it was a veggie roll”
“Well that’s not even sushi, so what are we even talking about”
Honestly, if I found Parts Unknown on HDDVD you’d probably never see me again.
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Honestly, if I found Parts Unknown on HDDVD you’d probably never see me again.
They all laughed at me when I invested in used HDDVDs. Now you are canceling subscriptions. Who’s laughing now? Hahaha
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They all laughed at me when I invested in used HDDVDs. Now you are canceling subscriptions. Who’s laughing now? Hahaha
Yall no one is making you write op-eds. You don’t have to write one about every major event.
We are good.
We are good.
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Yall no one is making you write op-eds. You don’t have to write one about every major event.
We are good.
We are good.
I can’t fucking explain it but I really have an urge to buy a coca-cola vending machine. I dunno yall.
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can’t fucking explain it but I really have an urge to buy a coca-cola vending machine. I dunno yall.
Working on a bit that involves a person insisting to their friends that everybody does this one random absurd thing that no one does.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Working on a bit that involves a person insisting to their friends that everybody does this one random absurd thing that no one does.
I don’t think I am in a place to have push notifications coming from Etsy along side news push notifications.
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t think I am in a place to have push notifications coming from Etsy along side news push notifications.