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Product Designer / Queer / Burrito Eater / Pizza Enthusiast/ Shitposter, etc.
I cross the street to avoid the robot barista bar. An affront to hipsters everywhere.
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I cross the street to avoid the robot barista bar. An affront to hipsters everywhere.
Can't help but wonder if NATO is a Paper Tiger like Iran.
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Can't help but wonder if NATO is a Paper Tiger like Iran.
That's a participation trophy
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That's a participation trophy
bring back 6 people in a garage huddled around a card table smoking cigars
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
bring back 6 people in a garage huddled around a card table smoking cigars
Classic Harley
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Classic Harley
My wrapped put the Cro-Mags as my favorite in every category. I’ve never listened to them on Spotify. lol
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My wrapped put the Cro-Mags as my favorite in every category. I’ve never listened to them on Spotify. lol
I wonder if he's getting infusions there using an IV. This would explain the bruising but 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I wonder if he's getting infusions there using an IV. This would explain the bruising but 🤷♂️
AHHHHHHHHHHH
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHH
They'll all want forgiveness when this is over. don't give it to them
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They'll all want forgiveness when this is over. don't give it to them
I'm in the general area. Our sub reddit says it's gang related.
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'm in the general area. Our sub reddit says it's gang related.
we live in a hell of our own making. bleak stuff
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
we live in a hell of our own making. bleak stuff
What's left of his brain will be pea soup by 2028
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What's left of his brain will be pea soup by 2028
Big Yikes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Big Yikes.
why the fuck is Kushner involved? To build a Trump tower in Moscow, probably
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
why the fuck is Kushner involved? To build a Trump tower in Moscow, probably
He’s hiding a hickey
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He’s hiding a hickey
this is what we're doing?
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
this is what we're doing?
Chuck and Hakeem are screwed
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Chuck and Hakeem are screwed
This feels like a fever dream. wild
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This feels like a fever dream. wild
It would be really funny if this was the one time he wasn’t wearing a suit
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It would be really funny if this was the one time he wasn’t wearing a suit
you look so happy <3
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
you look so happy <3
I want a My So-Called life reboot where she's forced onto the apps
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I want a My So-Called life reboot where she's forced onto the apps
let's go!
a person is standing in the water with a balloon in their hands .
ALT: a person is standing in the water with a balloon in their hands .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
let's go!