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Product Designer / Queer / Burrito Eater / Pizza Enthusiast/ Shitposter, etc.
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Telling a child that Santa isn't real is one of the hardest things about being a party clown
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Telling a child that Santa isn't real is one of the hardest things about being a party clown
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Look, maybe you give a little dog a small pancake
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Look, maybe you give a little dog a small pancake
I don't think i've ever been this angry at democrats. All I can do is doomscroll hoping my 3rd flight isnt cancelled.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't think i've ever been this angry at democrats. All I can do is doomscroll hoping my 3rd flight isnt cancelled.
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"Government funding through Jan. 2026" — destroying the healthcare system for 2 months of gov funding
"backpay for federal employees" — existing law signed by Trump in '19 already guarantees this
"Furlough prevention" — I don't know what the fuck this means
"backpay for federal employees" — existing law signed by Trump in '19 already guarantees this
"Furlough prevention" — I don't know what the fuck this means
Outline of the deal:
-Government funding through Jan. 2026
-backpay for federal employees
-Furlough prevention
-A vote on the ACA credits in December
-Undoes reductions in force from the shutdown put in place by Russ Vought
www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
-Government funding through Jan. 2026
-backpay for federal employees
-Furlough prevention
-A vote on the ACA credits in December
-Undoes reductions in force from the shutdown put in place by Russ Vought
www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Government funding through Jan. 2026" — destroying the healthcare system for 2 months of gov funding
"backpay for federal employees" — existing law signed by Trump in '19 already guarantees this
"Furlough prevention" — I don't know what the fuck this means
"backpay for federal employees" — existing law signed by Trump in '19 already guarantees this
"Furlough prevention" — I don't know what the fuck this means
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Schumer will vote against the deal, but that does not matter.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Schumer will vote against the deal, but that does not matter.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
Love to have my flight cancelled 45 minutes before take off. Fuck this stupid ass congress
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Love to have my flight cancelled 45 minutes before take off. Fuck this stupid ass congress
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
What's the point of voting for the Democrats during the midterms if they cave on the shutdown? You have to believe they're also for the cruelty and complicit
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What's the point of voting for the Democrats during the midterms if they cave on the shutdown? You have to believe they're also for the cruelty and complicit
We're not doing this again. Pull yourself by your bootstraps, buddy
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We're not doing this again. Pull yourself by your bootstraps, buddy
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BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
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Republicans got their asses kicked so bad tonight, I would advise all Venezuelan fisherman to stay home for a few days if they can.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Republicans got their asses kicked so bad tonight, I would advise all Venezuelan fisherman to stay home for a few days if they can.
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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If you're a leftist this is the best day since... when
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you're a leftist this is the best day since... when
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Meet the hero inside the frog. youtu.be/2zEiYV-oar8?...
Anti-ICE protester's frog costume gains a reach well beyond the small Portland pond
YouTube video by KGW News
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Meet the hero inside the frog. youtu.be/2zEiYV-oar8?...
we cannot get used to seeing this shit on our streets
Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
we cannot get used to seeing this shit on our streets
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Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
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So Biden and the Dems wouldn’t get rid of the filibuster to help people but Trump will do it to avoid helping people
So damn predictable
So damn predictable
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So Biden and the Dems wouldn’t get rid of the filibuster to help people but Trump will do it to avoid helping people
So damn predictable
So damn predictable
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*noticeably drunk Kool-Aid man turns down the music at a party*
i want everyone to piss inside me
i want everyone to piss inside me
September 20, 2023 at 4:29 PM
*noticeably drunk Kool-Aid man turns down the music at a party*
i want everyone to piss inside me
i want everyone to piss inside me
May they all live long enough to pay for their crimes.
I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
May they all live long enough to pay for their crimes.
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A lot of Americans would love to talk about kitchen table issues, unfortunately the kitchen table is being used to barricade the front door because ICE is trying to illegally enter private property to arrest and detain them.
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A lot of Americans would love to talk about kitchen table issues, unfortunately the kitchen table is being used to barricade the front door because ICE is trying to illegally enter private property to arrest and detain them.
Fascist-ass government
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fascist-ass government
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
My Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.