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smallishwolf.bsky.social
Official Binky Bandit 🍼
@smallishwolf.bsky.social
I’m not a baby, I’m a toddler! | 35 going on 2 | he/Him
I’d love to hear what you think! :D
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Any of you foxes need a new hat? x3
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
New name for diapered dads just dropped
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why would they do this?
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Boo!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Phelan lore:

When I was chronologically a toddler, this spooky sounds tale was the only thing I’d let my parents listen to on any car ride.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling.

Throw back to some adorable art from @kipper.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sometimes I look at him and my heart just wants to pop. I love him so much <3
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Thinking about how @scottcoyotte.bsky.social is super under-appreciated! His art is incredible and if you’re not following him, you should be!
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Do not feed popcorn to the vampiric llamas
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In today’s episode of “Why isn’t that in my size?!”: Axolotl hoodie
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Found the mental regression trap at SFO. (Yes, they spin x3)
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Aaaaah!! This month’s sticker from @ashenwhiskers glows in the dark!!! D:
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me: "Ugh, this game is so hard!!!"

The game:
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m so sorry, Jay! D:
October 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
POV: You're 16 and your parents have left you alone for the night. So you stole one of your little brother's diapers, found your most "baby" shirt, and settled in for the night with games and snacks.

Hope you don't fall asleep before you can hide the evidence!
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Every parent's favorite part of the day: afternoon naptime
October 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Had a blast meeting up with some friends for dinner and an art jam! Here’s a little sketch I did for @karpour.bsky.social :3
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m officially best friends with Scooch Pooch. I love him and I’m shocked I haven’t seen any babyfur art of him x3
October 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Your gym vs my gym. We are not the same.
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Friends: “Hey guys, do you think we could jump onto the tops of the trees?”

Me: “No…”
October 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
No one is more excited for fall than me. But part of me is sad that my days of running around in just a diaper are almost over x3
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Went a little crazy at BFC, so I’ve been back hitting the gym hard. Gotta make sure I can fit into these diapers!
September 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Gonna wrestle ya!
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM