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smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster
@smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
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Through gay monster fiction anything is possible, so jot that down

He / They - 27 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - Certified Wife Guy - Full Time Internet Pervert - Podcast Nerd & Trigun Fanatic

Pro ship please interact, as much as possible

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smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
Vash's patches so far 👌

I have some more ideas, but, I am also open to suggestions if you have opinions on punk Vash's causes/patches 👀
collection of painted patches, reading: "freak + proud", "food not bombs", "space babe (inside a UFO)", "people over profit", "grow (inside a potted plant)", "use your brain (with ai crossed out)" and "[transgender pride symbol]"
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
As is tradition, my @clearursht.bsky.social TBR with as few books as possible, just 6 this year 👌
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
Punk Vash and Superboy for Halloween last night 💕 @inkandplasma.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
this actually came out pretty good tbf
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
anyway I'm back in the fucking building again (and like a third of the way done, I wouldn't have offered if this wasn't such a simple design lol)
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
actually starting to make some progress on punk Vash's jacket...
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
plus a bonus of my pumpkin, and also @inkandplasma.bsky.social 's because I think we did a great job 👌
October 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
we don't play about pumpkin day 🎃
October 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
You went a much less immature direction with your edit that this meme I've been harassing my friend with 😂
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
These photoe absolutely do not do them justice, but I need you all to know how deeply emotional I am about these absolutely beautiful cups @raisedbyheathens.bsky.social made me for my birthday 😭 💕
October 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
You'd think that I'd taken a while off and had a week or so of episodes to catch up on right? Nope, I'm just insane, this is less than two days worth of episodes... 🙈
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
What's in your pants?
Vash:
"Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" meme
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
I will always take the opportunity to share pics of our darling idiots in all their loveable stupid glory
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
Wish I could be one of those writers that consistently posts snippets of stuff they are writing, but unfortunately I hate everything while I'm writing it 🤷

Anyway adding to my wildly horny ace Wolfwood fic again 🙂‍↕️
Text reads: His brain feels like his thoughts are coming to him through a fog, lust and desperation tumbling together through a haze of the brush of Wolfwood's breath against his neck, the heat radiating off Wolfwood's chest pressed to Vash's, the flex of Wolfwood's thigh muscle between Vash's legs. His whole body aches like it's only alive where Wolfwood is touching him, clutching at Wolfwood's back like he can pull them closer together, desperate for every scrap Wolfwood will give him.
September 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
so true bestie
September 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
I haven't given you a wife update in a while, so I just thought you'd like to know that tonight I left her home alone and she's having a sustained breakdown about The Long Halloween @inkandplasma.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
This is so incredibly hilarious to me 😂

I'm so glad my name means I'm hot, horny and caring - but lying at all times 🙂‍↕️
August 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
New winter dog walking drip 👌🎃
August 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
making slow as hell progress painting my jacket for punk Vash 👀
August 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
Eating pancakes on the sofa with my baby 💕💤
August 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
You have to be nice to me, so it's my birthday 💕
Person in a white hospital bed, with green hair pulled up away from their face, they are wearing glasses, and making a sqwinting half smiling face with their tongue stuck out, and a hand held up in a peace sign, but flipped to show a cannula fitted to the back of it. They are wearing a white gown, and have a wearwolf build-a-bear under their other arm, which is extend to take the photo.
August 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
oh I forgot to show you guys got myself a Vash for my shelf for my birthday though 👌
August 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
just the littlest baby who ever did baby 🥹
July 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
official new smallest baby 🥹
July 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
sneak peak of part of what I'm working on for punk Vash since I am the world's slowest crafter atm
the back of a read leather jacket, with the silhouette of a wing painted on it, the top of the wing has a row of feathers painted in white.
July 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM