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Uncut Al(t)ex 🇨🇦
@smallanduncut.bsky.social
Just a lil gay guy looking for a safe space to share himself and follow cute guys. Definitely NSFW 🔞

Recovering from some health/burnout problems for a few years. Gaymer, love photography, travel, cooking, hiking, camping, animals and soft cocks 😍
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I can't feel my fingers 😭
Heyo. Having family health emergency so I'm likely not going to be around for a few days or be very responsive to DMs. Just so no one thinks I'm ignoring them 😊 See you soon bloomfies 🥰
February 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes (every day) I see a cute guy next to me, and it takes all the willpower in me not to say "hey man, want your dick sucked?"
February 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today's mood is Neon Cobra Officer. And this is my car currently 😭
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies
February 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I swear I don't usually talk about the weather but I've never seen shit like this in our major city. I had snow up to my knees on the sidewalk 😣 This was basically me on my way to work
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You | your favorite sandwhich

My French is leaking 😆
February 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Welp, the snow blizzard is going up and sideways like a giant snow tornado right now. This bodes well 🤪
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

Only demons or underworld creatures would murder me, sooooo
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ooooooh, ya boi is stressed about money. I better get my owed backpay next week or I'll need to sell more than my ass 😂
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How I think I look when I sip my Russian black tea at 4 in the office
February 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This rabbitt wakes up several animals in me 🫠🐺
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me when I saw we're getting another 18 inches of snow Sunday after the 15+ we got yesterday.
Oh god someone plz just kill me now
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Show me a painting that makes you feel something

Narcissus, 1599, Caravaggio
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I woke up thinking about all my Bluesky Valentines 💕💕
February 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I've lost so many things in my apartment, you'd think every once in a while I'd come across one of them as a little surprise. It only has four rooms FFS!
February 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just imagine how good the cuddles are after 😍🥵
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you see me cumin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One ball of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't get you
Then the left one will
February 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I *think* I drew a handgun or something to that extent at 8 and the teacher called in both my parents for a meeting about my "violent drawings." My mum, who was a teacher, was pissed she was called for something so dumb.
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Living here would probably kill me
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I thought y'all might need to see this 😮‍💨😮‍💨🥵
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
quote with you looking fancy

I had to dig far for one 😆 A friend's (first) wedding.
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When a boy casually stretches and shows his treasure trail
a cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's face
ALT: a cartoon of a chicken with sweat drops on it 's face
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Last night after my 14 hour shift I shoveled snow for an hour, fixed a flat tire and jumpstarted my car battery. Is this what being masc feels like?
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM