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sluttyseagull.bsky.social
Springboob Squirepin
@sluttyseagull.bsky.social
Stinkin it up since ‘95. I Love My Almost Wife and our Small Evil Son.

same name on the bird app
Bible (B52 Translation):

Don't you know your body is a funky little shack?
April 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
french dave chappelle: women do/make shopping
April 12, 2024 at 5:22 AM
got told i look like "grease" today hoping they meant the musical and not the substance
April 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
keeping twitter and skitter both open at the same time and toggling between them like some fucked up video game
March 28, 2024 at 7:49 AM
does this website have drafts or am i just required to post every thought i have on it immediately
March 28, 2024 at 7:32 AM
falling asleep with my almost wife to a man reading a textbook about soil
March 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM
seeking advice: getting hot while getting old. how do i do it. trying not to look like a melted white person in 8 years
March 22, 2024 at 6:33 AM
lowkey still trying to figure out how to operate this website
March 22, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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In other words: Tesla design probably just killed a heiress to a billion dollar international shipping empire whose brother-in-law is the Senate minority leader.
March 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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February 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
thinking abt crimeposting (posting about my crimes)
February 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
i love octopath traveler it is one of the best games from the last five years
February 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
i like when people call not-twitter xitter bc it feels like nonbinary twitter
February 10, 2024 at 2:58 AM
watching queer eye i guess ill just weep i guess
February 10, 2024 at 2:54 AM
ok so im not voting for biden again and im not voting for any republican candidates so what are my options at this point lmfao
February 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
just learning the chicago rat hole is actually a chicago trans ratgirl hole. we love and support her
has bluesky heard about the chicago rat hole
February 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
look at this big ass baby carrot. its giving giant baby. its giving parent carrot. chode ass carrot.
February 8, 2024 at 5:30 AM
had to close the door on my cat bc he wouldnt stop licking a bag
February 7, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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My latest Xtra column:
February 5, 2024 at 8:38 PM
desperately need to find more bird app mutuals this timeline is SPARSE
February 2, 2024 at 4:26 AM
no ones talking about airline food lately
February 1, 2024 at 8:40 PM
now i just need to find everyone on here lol
January 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM