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Slurk
@slurk.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I’m not TSK and I’ve never even heard of him so don’t ask
Sometimes when I’m jerking off I cheat on my fantasy and start thinking about what groceries I need to buy later
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sometimes when I’m jerking off I cheat on my fantasy and start thinking about what groceries I need to buy later
First date idea: we swap genders
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
First date idea: we swap genders
Beg your pardon? I’m grown I ain’t begging for shit
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Beg your pardon? I’m grown I ain’t begging for shit
I’m a lot like Jazz, I’m all over the place and most people don’t really listen to me
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m a lot like Jazz, I’m all over the place and most people don’t really listen to me
The key to being likable is to put yourself down and be accessible but I’m an idiot and I can’t even do that
December 1, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The key to being likable is to put yourself down and be accessible but I’m an idiot and I can’t even do that
I am behind the curve of the stories
They dance in my head
Sometimes bits and pieces spill out into whatever small thing I am writing
They dance in my head
Sometimes bits and pieces spill out into whatever small thing I am writing
December 1, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I am behind the curve of the stories
They dance in my head
Sometimes bits and pieces spill out into whatever small thing I am writing
They dance in my head
Sometimes bits and pieces spill out into whatever small thing I am writing
I’m telling the truth when I say I am a liar
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I’m telling the truth when I say I am a liar
I only come out at night. I realize the implications of this.
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I only come out at night. I realize the implications of this.
I made a suicide girl
Contemplate life
Heroin and sex
Was the first date night
Too bad we both hated the sober me
She spilt her tattoos onto my skin
Only gave a fuck when she was over me
A heart was not the shape we were in
Contemplate life
Heroin and sex
Was the first date night
Too bad we both hated the sober me
She spilt her tattoos onto my skin
Only gave a fuck when she was over me
A heart was not the shape we were in
November 30, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I made a suicide girl
Contemplate life
Heroin and sex
Was the first date night
Too bad we both hated the sober me
She spilt her tattoos onto my skin
Only gave a fuck when she was over me
A heart was not the shape we were in
Contemplate life
Heroin and sex
Was the first date night
Too bad we both hated the sober me
She spilt her tattoos onto my skin
Only gave a fuck when she was over me
A heart was not the shape we were in
She watched me shower
I didn’t mind
She wanted badly to get in with me
Into the warmth
The smoothness of two bodies
But she couldn’t
“Too soon”, she said
I washed my hair
She peeked over the door
I washed my body
I heard her sigh
I didn’t mind
She wanted badly to get in with me
Into the warmth
The smoothness of two bodies
But she couldn’t
“Too soon”, she said
I washed my hair
She peeked over the door
I washed my body
I heard her sigh
November 30, 2024 at 3:21 AM
She watched me shower
I didn’t mind
She wanted badly to get in with me
Into the warmth
The smoothness of two bodies
But she couldn’t
“Too soon”, she said
I washed my hair
She peeked over the door
I washed my body
I heard her sigh
I didn’t mind
She wanted badly to get in with me
Into the warmth
The smoothness of two bodies
But she couldn’t
“Too soon”, she said
I washed my hair
She peeked over the door
I washed my body
I heard her sigh
She’s scared of her own shadow
I hold her anywhere I can
Anytime I can
We lay there in silence
Thinking of beautiful things to say
I hold her anywhere I can
Anytime I can
We lay there in silence
Thinking of beautiful things to say
November 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
She’s scared of her own shadow
I hold her anywhere I can
Anytime I can
We lay there in silence
Thinking of beautiful things to say
I hold her anywhere I can
Anytime I can
We lay there in silence
Thinking of beautiful things to say
Foolish ghouls
Ghosts exchanging hosts
Sinister serenades of conflict
Evicting the yearning to exist
Dancing in bliss
Ghosts exchanging hosts
Sinister serenades of conflict
Evicting the yearning to exist
Dancing in bliss
November 30, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Foolish ghouls
Ghosts exchanging hosts
Sinister serenades of conflict
Evicting the yearning to exist
Dancing in bliss
Ghosts exchanging hosts
Sinister serenades of conflict
Evicting the yearning to exist
Dancing in bliss
This is now a poetry only page
November 30, 2024 at 1:40 AM
This is now a poetry only page
Every choice we make is death
Kill your darlings
And while you’re at it, your ego
Die to the world
For yourself
For all
Kill your darlings
And while you’re at it, your ego
Die to the world
For yourself
For all
November 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Every choice we make is death
Kill your darlings
And while you’re at it, your ego
Die to the world
For yourself
For all
Kill your darlings
And while you’re at it, your ego
Die to the world
For yourself
For all
We’re all capable of murder just some of us are fond of it as well
November 29, 2024 at 4:01 PM
We’re all capable of murder just some of us are fond of it as well
The key to liking your own writing is to forget what you wrote
November 29, 2024 at 3:00 PM
The key to liking your own writing is to forget what you wrote
She's always been confused
About where she wants to be
When she feels used
It brings a comfort you can't see
We're the same person inside
She is attracted to what I hide
I love her like a song in my head
I love her like the wrong side of the bed
About where she wants to be
When she feels used
It brings a comfort you can't see
We're the same person inside
She is attracted to what I hide
I love her like a song in my head
I love her like the wrong side of the bed
November 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
She's always been confused
About where she wants to be
When she feels used
It brings a comfort you can't see
We're the same person inside
She is attracted to what I hide
I love her like a song in my head
I love her like the wrong side of the bed
About where she wants to be
When she feels used
It brings a comfort you can't see
We're the same person inside
She is attracted to what I hide
I love her like a song in my head
I love her like the wrong side of the bed
She treats me like worn shoes
Walks all over me in the pattern of a heart
I'm tired of trying to find the clues
I'm just not that smart
Walks all over me in the pattern of a heart
I'm tired of trying to find the clues
I'm just not that smart
November 29, 2024 at 2:57 PM
She treats me like worn shoes
Walks all over me in the pattern of a heart
I'm tired of trying to find the clues
I'm just not that smart
Walks all over me in the pattern of a heart
I'm tired of trying to find the clues
I'm just not that smart
I write sad poetry for myself
The way old men eat antacids
Even if it’s not what i need
I bust it out regularly
As a sort of comfort
Because life gets spicy
Regularly
And I can’t handle it
Without some comfort
Preferably chewable
The way old men eat antacids
Even if it’s not what i need
I bust it out regularly
As a sort of comfort
Because life gets spicy
Regularly
And I can’t handle it
Without some comfort
Preferably chewable
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I write sad poetry for myself
The way old men eat antacids
Even if it’s not what i need
I bust it out regularly
As a sort of comfort
Because life gets spicy
Regularly
And I can’t handle it
Without some comfort
Preferably chewable
The way old men eat antacids
Even if it’s not what i need
I bust it out regularly
As a sort of comfort
Because life gets spicy
Regularly
And I can’t handle it
Without some comfort
Preferably chewable
I’m drinking. Ask me anything
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I’m drinking. Ask me anything
It’s so quiet on Bluesky I can hear myself think
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
It’s so quiet on Bluesky I can hear myself think
I have achieved the impossible. I had one plate and kept the portions small enough not be over full. Please clap.
November 28, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I have achieved the impossible. I had one plate and kept the portions small enough not be over full. Please clap.
Maybe instead of making the Macy Day parade 50 small concerts they should just focus on making one good parade
November 28, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Maybe instead of making the Macy Day parade 50 small concerts they should just focus on making one good parade
I like Thanksgiving because it really highlights America’s obsession with food. Nothing like grown men talking about a dead bird like it’s the cure to their depression and can fix their marriage.
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I like Thanksgiving because it really highlights America’s obsession with food. Nothing like grown men talking about a dead bird like it’s the cure to their depression and can fix their marriage.