SLT
@sltandpepper.bsky.social
Wine pro, coastal elite, former frequent flier, Isla and Margaux's mom
Horrendously smelly cabs / Ubers seem to be a recurring theme in my life. For years now. Is it just me??? I'm about to vomit from spending 30 minutes with this man's unwashed hair odor. 🤢
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Horrendously smelly cabs / Ubers seem to be a recurring theme in my life. For years now. Is it just me??? I'm about to vomit from spending 30 minutes with this man's unwashed hair odor. 🤢
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They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
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June 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
Gonna start replying to this electric bill collector with "if the president doesn't pay his bills, why should I?"
December 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Gonna start replying to this electric bill collector with "if the president doesn't pay his bills, why should I?"
If you've never cried in a walk in, I'm sorry but I just can't relate to you
December 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
If you've never cried in a walk in, I'm sorry but I just can't relate to you
Can't believe I have to ask this question but like... if this really happens, can I take my kids to France or Italy and get them vaccinated there? Just thinking out loud 😵💫 hate it here
December 14, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Can't believe I have to ask this question but like... if this really happens, can I take my kids to France or Italy and get them vaccinated there? Just thinking out loud 😵💫 hate it here
Me to 4yo: did you know this 🤟means I love you?
4yo laughing: no it means spiderman
4yo laughing: no it means spiderman
December 11, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Me to 4yo: did you know this 🤟means I love you?
4yo laughing: no it means spiderman
4yo laughing: no it means spiderman
This may be mildly dystopian, but I just got a year's worth of RX Tretinoin via Amazon for 30 bucks. It took like an hour between the time I uploaded a photo of my face and the time it was called in and filled at my pharmacy. Beats the $90/3 months I was paying with Nurx
December 11, 2024 at 1:05 PM
This may be mildly dystopian, but I just got a year's worth of RX Tretinoin via Amazon for 30 bucks. It took like an hour between the time I uploaded a photo of my face and the time it was called in and filled at my pharmacy. Beats the $90/3 months I was paying with Nurx
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Dads in Boston describing their gay children
December 5, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Dads in Boston describing their gay children
I don't want to type it again so here is the story about how my daughter brought the Elf on a Shelf to her preschool and caused major drama
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I don't want to type it again so here is the story about how my daughter brought the Elf on a Shelf to her preschool and caused major drama
Millennial girls sitting at their work-from-home desks complete with neck massager, space heater, candle, blanket, full Stanley, iced coffee, and morning podcast be like "omg I'm literally dying"
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Millennial girls sitting at their work-from-home desks complete with neck massager, space heater, candle, blanket, full Stanley, iced coffee, and morning podcast be like "omg I'm literally dying"
The moment both of my kids are (finally) asleep is also the moment my 2 cats decide to awaken from their day-long slumber and go insane in the hallway
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The moment both of my kids are (finally) asleep is also the moment my 2 cats decide to awaken from their day-long slumber and go insane in the hallway
Nothing like dissociating in front of the tree
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Nothing like dissociating in front of the tree
Very stressed about the amount of things I have to accomplish before Thursday
November 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Very stressed about the amount of things I have to accomplish before Thursday
I scored an AMAZING set of vintage Windsor chairs today for $100. Follow along as I attempt to refinish them before Thanksgiving because that's what I do for fun now.
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I scored an AMAZING set of vintage Windsor chairs today for $100. Follow along as I attempt to refinish them before Thanksgiving because that's what I do for fun now.
My only hope for getting a full night of uninterrupted sleep is to come back in my next life as a man
November 23, 2024 at 11:06 AM
My only hope for getting a full night of uninterrupted sleep is to come back in my next life as a man
Guys, I have never seen or listened to Wicked
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Guys, I have never seen or listened to Wicked
Well, a lot of reasons, but the final straw was showing up to my post-wedding brunch barefoot.
2. what's the pettiest reason you stopped talking to someone??
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Well, a lot of reasons, but the final straw was showing up to my post-wedding brunch barefoot.
I wish I could go back in time and redo my wedding registry with my better, evolved taste
November 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I wish I could go back in time and redo my wedding registry with my better, evolved taste
This feels like vintage Twitter (2009, 2010) and I love it 🥹
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
This feels like vintage Twitter (2009, 2010) and I love it 🥹