Shawn
@slowater-123.bsky.social
God is Great,
Beer is Good &
People are crazy.
Billy Currington
No DMs please. It’s a waste of time.
Beer is Good &
People are crazy.
Billy Currington
No DMs please. It’s a waste of time.
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
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So @maxminervas.bsky.social just dropped their best sellers of 2025 and somehow Pets Tell Tales: Ancient Egypt is their best selling graphic novel.
And look at that insane list!
This makes no sense.
And look at that insane list!
This makes no sense.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So @maxminervas.bsky.social just dropped their best sellers of 2025 and somehow Pets Tell Tales: Ancient Egypt is their best selling graphic novel.
And look at that insane list!
This makes no sense.
And look at that insane list!
This makes no sense.
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This is your December reminder that it's absolutely acceptable to try and get to a set annual book goal by cramming in as many novellas and cookbooks as you can find before Christmas swallows you up! #booksky 💙📚
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is your December reminder that it's absolutely acceptable to try and get to a set annual book goal by cramming in as many novellas and cookbooks as you can find before Christmas swallows you up! #booksky 💙📚
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Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
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Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving, American peeps. Everyone else, I bid you good day.
a cat is sticking its head out of a cat door .
ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a cat door .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving, American peeps. Everyone else, I bid you good day.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Short legs? There's a solution.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Short legs? There's a solution.
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What stick? I don't see any sticks. Do you see a stick?
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What stick? I don't see any sticks. Do you see a stick?
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Morning Moots, finally Friday. Just need to finish this shift and we golden. I need a strong coffee me thinks 😅.
Hope you all have a good day and remember to stay hydrated!
Hope you all have a good day and remember to stay hydrated!
a cat is laying on its back in a cardboard box
ALT: a cat is laying on its back in a cardboard box
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November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Morning Moots, finally Friday. Just need to finish this shift and we golden. I need a strong coffee me thinks 😅.
Hope you all have a good day and remember to stay hydrated!
Hope you all have a good day and remember to stay hydrated!
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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My grandmother took a no-frills airline to Moscow. We only had to pay for the luggage.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My grandmother took a no-frills airline to Moscow. We only had to pay for the luggage.
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Happy Caturday, friends!!
Come Sunday into midday I'll be as unhappy as all these cats!!
Have a day y'all, and stay safe out there!!
#SheShed
Come Sunday into midday I'll be as unhappy as all these cats!!
Have a day y'all, and stay safe out there!!
#SheShed
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Happy Caturday, friends!!
Come Sunday into midday I'll be as unhappy as all these cats!!
Have a day y'all, and stay safe out there!!
#SheShed
Come Sunday into midday I'll be as unhappy as all these cats!!
Have a day y'all, and stay safe out there!!
#SheShed
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#GVerse #TLCleanse This is the cutest thing you will see today 😂😆 Pets & babies it don’t get any better!
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#GVerse #TLCleanse This is the cutest thing you will see today 😂😆 Pets & babies it don’t get any better!
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My latest one is that Agatha Christie was the first English woman recorded as standing up on a surfboard.
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My latest one is that Agatha Christie was the first English woman recorded as standing up on a surfboard.
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Okay y'all, I'm ready to unveil this year's interactive squirrel pumpkin. I gave up on keeping the squirrels away from my Halloween jack o'lanterns years ago and decided to just work with them. Here are ones from the past four years: 1/2
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Okay y'all, I'm ready to unveil this year's interactive squirrel pumpkin. I gave up on keeping the squirrels away from my Halloween jack o'lanterns years ago and decided to just work with them. Here are ones from the past four years: 1/2
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A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
